My blog 2.0

Mostly things i find funny. Some stuff about my life occasionally. Stay peachy friend :)

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[sunshinerotting]

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

[bluebison2]

The fact that anyone in that crowd is clapping for zverev is just sad tbh

[bluebison2]

The amount of england fans on reddit trying to do everything but say something was off about that ball cable hit is crazy. The croatia match proved its not about whether the ball changed trajectory or not. The debate should be about just how much corruption is going on with the var and fifa with their sensor graphs. Just admit your team benefited from possible corruption or a bad ref choice. Call it out and demand better, you want to win fairly, not by cheating. Just dont give blind support and tying yourselves in knots trying to 'but but' argue.

[english-history-trip]

King Alfred the Great’s lost remains 'found under car park', TV show researchers say

The long-lost remains of King Alfred the Great have been found buried under a car park, investigators claim.

Alfred died in 899, and his bones were repeatedly moved. He was buried in Winchester Cathedral until 1110, when his remains were moved to Winchester's Hyde Abbey, where they were interred before the high altar between the bodies of his wife and son. The abbey was demolished after the dissolution of the monasteries in 1539, and the place was left in ruins. In 1866, during construction of a workhouse on the site, the English antiquarian John Mellor excavated the area, found what he thought were Alfred's bones and had them reburied at nearby St. Bartholemew’s Church. But in 2013, when archaeologists exhumed and carbon-dated the bones from St. Bartholomew’s churchyard, they proved to date from over 200 years after Alfred’s death - sparking Graham's interest and search. He said: "Whoever’s bones they were, they weren’t Alfred’s. So, I decided to discover what happened to them. "The quest has taken me 13 years.”

[lostinhistory]

shut up they did not find another goddamn king under another goddamn car park

[bluebison2]

You wanna talk about corruption at the world cup then we should talk about how england are 100% gonna get a penalty in this match

[distractionsfromthefood]

[insidestory1]

One of the terrifying things about chronic illness is watching time slip away from you. You spend almost all of your time just surviving, and like that you watch days turn into months and months turn into years and the time you have in which to do things slip away from you. But the pain and fatigue and the shear difficulty of living won't let up enough for you to actually live your life, so you just have to keep watching it pass you by.

[bluebison2]

Cant believe Arsenal are letting Trossard go. Can we get him for Bayern lol. Another short ass angry player to keep Kimmich company is exactly the type of choas we need.

[bluebison2]

This is the world cup of corrupt referee decisions

[bluebison2]

I'm starting to get real rancid vibes from this world cup ngl

[bluebison2]

Love that Van Dijk at all times looks about 0.03 seconds away from fighting anything on the pitch that dares move.

[bluebison2]

im sorry but stapling a guys head on the pitch is insane. Take him off to fix him up and thats him done for the day why the hell they leting him play like this without even a bandage.

[stuckinapril]

Girl who’s re-cultivating hope in her future after a multiweek breakdown: I’m going to the bookstore to buy a book

[bluebison2]

The rest of the world seeing the 'beating my head against a wall' boring madness we had to deal with in the Nagelsmann era.

[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture