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Memes mostly, generic posts, porn once in a blue moon fair warning

[may-darling]

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

[funnytwittertweets]

[wxm]

[vykodlak]

as soon as I'm done watching a movie

[kaijuno]

[day-dreamersclub]

magic is real you fools it happens when you make other people laugh

[devinellekurtz]

A compilation of my magical ocean-themed illustrations - all of these and more are available as prints until Nov 26th in my store here!

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

girl who successfully pirates media but she's not smart or anything she just googles "[x] free online" and ends up finding it through a few links. she's me

[spacemancharisma]

hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool

[spacemancharisma]

THANKS FOR BEING FUNNIER THAN ME

[blessyouhawkeye]

he's the funniest person i know

[foxydodo]

Cold night and a low bacterial fever

[fravery]

Painting by Thomas Zhuang

Street scene in NYC

[papibutch]

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

[sosuperawesome]

heyhye_jj on Instagram

[pondwitch]

this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon

im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.

not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever

[wigglyistough]

good

[crunchymaggots]

I had a friend who honest to god IV bred and trained several Qwilfish. He didn’t tell anyone about them, you found out because  he’d suddenly pull out the Qwilfish team against you when you didn’t expect it.

And every single one of them knew Explosion. All of his Qwilfish were IV bred and EV trained for speed and max damage, they all held choice scarf, and his entire gameplan was to trade KOs with exploding Qwilfish. Their names were ‘So’, ‘I’, ‘herd’, ‘u’, and ‘liek’. The man was an avid mudkip fanatic at the time that joke was relevant, so here you are expecting his last pokemon to be a Mudkip or a Swampert, but no. It’s a Snorlax. Who’s name was ‘QWILFISH’ And his plan from that point out was to stall for ages with Rest, Yawn and Giga Impact. Slowly whittle away at your hitpoints while putting you to sleep with him and retaining his massive HP pool with rest and leftovers. Oh, and just in case you were wondering, this was Gen 4, when the R4 was rampant and everyone knew someone with one, so pokemon with moves they shouldn’t know was pretty common. So once you were down to your last pokemon and on your last legs… His Snorlax also knew Explosion. 250 base damage + stab.

That man was a treasure.

[katbelleinthedark]

I don’t understand a word of what you’re saying, but this sounds epic and I’m reblogging this for my Pokemon-savvy friends.

[vivienne-faustina]

I both fear and have feelings for this man.

[travalicious]

[tri4l-and-t3rror]

“you‘re so quiet” baby i’m not even here. i’m fantasizing about a book i read weeks ago. move on.