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thepigeongazette

or as I privately think of them, ‘breakfast backies’

Back from Kansas City Planet Comicon! Back to work >:O

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Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

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…are you…are you effing…no of course you’re not…Bam. Bam. Okay. BAM. You are a beautiful, precious person with a soul that cannot be paralleled to even a million, BUT OH MY EFFING WHY. DON’T OFFER YOUR OWN FREAKING SOUL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

I MAY SOUND CRUEL-HEARTED, BUT OFFER ½ OF THOSE SOULS AND KEEP YOUR OWN + THE OTHER HALF TO YOURSELF. DO YOU NEED SOMEONE SELFISH WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES TO KEEP YOU FROM SACRIFICING YOURSELF AT EVERY TURN!?!?!?!?

UGGHHHHHHH. SOMEONE GET A PROTECTION SPELL AND SEND BAM TO A WORLD WHERE HE DOESN’T HAVE TO DO SHIT LIKE THIS.

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I always thought my handwriting would improve with age, I am 25 and my handwriting still looks like a 5 year olds with parkinson.

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I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him

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How Canadians are hatched.

The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.

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canadians are my favorite mythological creature

kishibe

i changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever i forget what it is the computer will say "your password is incorrect"

life hack™

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If you’ve had sex with less than 12 people , people that have had sex with you belong to a more exclusive club than those who have walked on the moon.

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Player: “How many HP does a tree have?”

GM: “First of all: fuck you.”

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OHMYGOD.

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

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WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

dirtinthenails

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

swanofmischief

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

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OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

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…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

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CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

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Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

murdock

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

girlyghosty

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

strawberryoverlord

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!