Gotta Live

stupid motherfucker with stars in his eyes|| 22

[donutdrawsthings]

my most sick and twisted fantasy

[pangur-and-grim]

when I was a kid I tried writing a story about a pegasus that hatched from an egg. a girl found it and brought it to her house, and the line that follows is now permanently stuck in my head. because the pegasus was brand new, right? just born? experiencing the world with pussy fresh eyes? so when it saw the windows of her house, it said "what the heck, it's as though transparent lakes have somehow been shaped into rectangles and firmed up to make the rectangles solid."

and after writing that line, I just shut down Microsoft word in disgust and walked away and did something else for a while. never touched that story again, because jesus christ.

[pangur-and-grim]

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[rooted-clangen]

dawg my discord got hijicked and sent out fuckin spam links... ive fixed it and still have access to the account but ughhh i now have to see if i cant get the guideline strikes off.

i cant message on there till the 15th tho

[rooted-clangen]

i hate it here

[rooted-clangen]

im out here making waves. they cant stop me. innovation is key

[rooted-clangen]

the discord is innovative

[zemathememequeen]

Now that the lead dev of silksong has publicly come out, I can share this funny story.

So, back in october I was at a monthly trans meetup just chatting with the other women there. We were talking about how all the best games are made by transfems, and I made the joke that someone from team cherry needs to transition. One of the other women cackled at my joke. At the time I didn't think anything of it.

Fast forward one month. The person who cackled at my joke brought a friend with her this time. I was chatting with this new girl for a while, getting to know her, as you do.

After like an hour of chatting, the conversation turns to silksong and team cherry. I casually say "My impression of team cherry is that they're all really chill dudes," and I swear to fucking god the girl next to me says, "Yeah, we are."

Cue me being absolutely dumbfounded. I actually couldn't believe that my offhand joke from a month ago was real.

Anyway that's how I met the lead developer of silksong.

[maykitz]

[birdbigbutch]

you stole dog blood

[vhs-dvd-comboplayer]

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[maskedchip]

i can't stop listening to the soundtrack. amazing game

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[clonerightsagenda]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

[clonerightsagenda]

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

[as-snow-falls-on-desert-sky]

@ominous-signs i hope you’ve seen this one?

[ominous-signs]

Actually was originally featured on silly signs!

[sumwstawie]

thank you for everything you've done for me.

[casperscareschool]

so polite

[casperscareschool]

i really like this image she's so awesome and smiling

[casperscareschool]

so cool

[casperscareschool]

really awesome

[casperscareschool]

so nice you'll see her thrice

[despazito]

"don't worry jimothy's condition is completely harmless and he is in zero pain!" can we really know that for certain? surely having a completely malformed spine causes like the occasional ache even if it's not agonizing 24/7

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[caseisclosed]

❌️ presumed dead ❌️

An unfortunate pick of characters.