speaking of lost media, the SCP-106 "The Old Man" original painting's artist has been located and it turns out to have been a BBC concept artist/FX artist who worked on Dr. Who and Red Dwarf amongst many other things. it was a university art class painting of his, likely just downloaded from one of his old portfolio sites and then posted to 4chan without credit at some point. super cool
edit: it is sincerely a successful piece, difficult to look directly at frankly, and probably moreso in its uncropped version (extremely nude)
thinking thinking... need tydus to have an unbelievably BIG strap, like... could rival kristof big...
it stems from a slight insecurity that she isn't enough for you, that she can't provide or please you in the ways that others can—and of course she has to prove to you and herself that she could be the only one you needed if you just wanted one.
i think she's a little mean with it too—like... in the beginning, when she's getting you ready to take her strap, she's just smirking and spreading you as wide open as she wants, sure you're begging all prettily and she thinks you're sooo cute when you get embarrassed, but maybe she sees bruises or marks left by the others—and she thinks that maybe shes been too nice.
when she finally gets it inside, she gives you a minute—because it's huge, and you swear you can feel it in your guts as it just sits there, heavy, slowly stretching you open... but then she moves and it's anything but nice. slow, deep thrusts that make your legs twitch and the wet noises coming from between your legs can be heard echoing throughout the laundry room. (even hotter if you imagine recently banging one of the laundry room objects...) and you cum wayy too many times, but she simply won't stop.
but it's okay.
tydus is taking care of everything, keeping an eye on every little twitch and tremble, watching how you suck her in and quiver around her dick as she keeps you in place—she knows just when it gets to be too much, and that's only when she stops.
you don't notice it until the next morning (because she was just that good) but your hips are sore, aching with dark purple bruises, and a familiar ache within you from the over exertion—you can barely walk, but that's okay because she's more than happy to care for you now that shes proven herself as a more than adequate partner.
— lots of love, Barry's #1 wife and gf
(ps. you've been really inspiring me lately and it's making me want to make a side blog for fanfiction and drabbles. :D (pos))
(ALSO AHHH PLEASE DO🙏 the writing you’ve sent is so good and always a pleasure to read i’m honestly jealous!!)
Tydus slowly making you into a size queen💕 she spends the night stretching you, hitting sweet, spongey spots that are unexplored, bending you in ways you didn’t realize you could - Throwing one leg over her shoulder and watching in amusement as you sob, blubbering as you claw at the sheets. It’s almost as if you’re trying to get away from the intense pressure, but of course she won’t let her pretty thing get away! Not when she’s just getting started, and that’s when her big, strong hand comes to clasp your hip (the other still securing your leg over her shoulder) before pulling you back on her cock, ripping a cry from your throat.
Gods yes, pleaseeeeeeeee I love Tydus. I LOVE HER. I played this game met almost everyone and thought no one would meet my tastes. (Just like everyone else who plays lol)
Then I opened the laundry room closet and I was gone. Dead. DECEASED. On my knees and slain by a warrior who I would follow into any battle as long as she was by my side
When I play Skyrim I do this Thing. I don't know why. Maybe it's that I like these little digital people who follow me around. Maybe it's that I always play self-inserts.
But I do this Thing, and I organize the things I carry myself, and what I hand to my followers according to their personality and what they'd like.
Uthgerd never carries my books, or my spells, or my staves. I give her leather, furs, bones sometimes. I just... Think she likes them.
I do the same with other followers like Lydia, so I never understand personally comments about carrying all of your garbage. I know most do. And stuff is heavy! But for me, that's just not what followers are to me. I don't hire them when I play. They're companions and friends (and lovers in one special case haha) and I like to immerse myself that way.
Fanfiction is supposed to be cringy. You're allowed to write bad. You're allowed to be cringe. Fanfiction is supposed to be self indulgent. You're allowed to be cringe. Let yourself be cringe. Fanfiction is supposed to be fun. Stop putting arbitrary rules on yourself and be free.
a big part of why Scarlet Hollow hits so hard for me (aside from the phenomenal writing and visuals) is that I'm also appalachian, albeit from a very different neck of the woods than where the game takes place
beyond the writers having researched appalachia extremely thoroughly, the entire thing with mountain lions is one of my favorite subtle parts of the game. I was losing my mind the entire time on my first run because YES THERE ARE FUCKING MOUNTAIN LIONS IN APPALACHIA, STELLA
but I didn't know that they are in fact extinct today, because I grew up in appalachia... in the 80s and 90s. very nicely handled, BTG
I grew up not in Appalachia. I was a rural Canadian. Our town was a road with farms at each end. So Scarlet Hollow was never scary. It felt like home.
But also, I know my shit about mammals. And I too, WAS SCREAMING AT STELLA THE ENTIRE TIME!!!
Like Skunk Ape, a creature that only has sightings from literally across the country could potentially be right there, but a very real creature that CAN AND HAS in fact existed in that area is too unbelievable?!
Hey so I thought we as userbase should organize spontaneous blackout protest against shapes inc ads here. I thought Feb 26th would be a good date (so ppl has 72 hrs notice if they want to participate), we would log off for 24hrs to show tumblr we are not okay with that (and also for shapes to get less ad revenue for a day in a process lol). Tag would be 'anti shapes inc protest'
If you like the idea/want to participate, help spread the word by reblogging this ask. Thanks <3
I would happily comply with this, hopefully enough people participate for it to make an impact!
@thedamsolangelofan @thrifted-flannel @you-think-it-makes-you-special @just-me-st1ll0 @ivysbea @jasper-the-alien @dani-seys-so @the-w0rst-to-ever-do-it ummmm romeos away anyway so ummm yeah that’s all I can think of right now
So I'm purposefully only playing one route in Scarlet Hollow until the whole thing reveals and holy shit I think I got the shortest routes for chapter 5 part one and two
I regret nothing though because Doctor Kelly is here 😊
Forewarning, I am ace spectrum and a virgin, but I am really good at research. Due to my in-depth research, this list can also be reference for irl personal use, but please do your own research before hand.
Olive oil
Most likely provinces: Cyrodiil, Elsewyr, Summerset Isles
Olive oil is the most obvious and basic option. It’s been used as a lube since 350 BC in Greece.
Olive oil is an oil-based lubricant (obviously) that can reduce friction but is known to stain sheets and clothes, and is slightly harder to wash off than alternatives. Oil based lubricants are thicker and last longer.
Olive oil is also known to cause acne, irritation on sensitive skin, and/or yeast infections. Olive oil is a heavy oil, meaning it isnt easily absorbed into the skin, leading to clogged pores. Clogged pores can lead to irritation, which can then lead to infection. Oil can also weaken the skin barrier and cause mild irritation to those who dont have sensitive skin, and oils can trap bacteria in the vagina or anus, leading to infections. There also exists those allergic to olive oil, although it is rare. But it would be funny to make your oc allergic to olives.
Irl warning, oil based lubes are not safe to use with latex based condoms, as they wear them down and can cause them to break. This isn't relevant to the Elder Scrolls, but just in case. This is the main issue with oil based lubes.
Walnut, almond, and other nut oils
Most likely provinces: All. High Rock for walnuts, Cyrodiil for Almonds, Elsewyr and Black March for coconut
The main thing with nut oils is to make sure the ones using it do not have a nut allergy. Coconut oil is the most recommended for lube, along side almond and hemp seed, specifically virgin coconut oil, but I do not know what makes an oil virgin, and it wont be anymore once you're done with it.
Nut oils are praised due to being natural, moisturizing, long lasting and edible during oral. They may also smell nice, with is a major bonus. Nut oils are also a good alternative for those with sensitive skin, since theyre less likely to cause irritation.
On the downside, nut oils can stain sheets and are sometimes reported to feel greasy.
Flaxseed oil
Most likely provinces: Cyrodiil, Valenwood, Elsewyr
Flaxseed oil is yet again a oil based lube. It functions as a moisturizing lubricant, and can also be turned into a gel which is said to have a pleasant texture.
Flaxseed oil does have some sideffects, as it is known to cause issues if you are prone to vaginal irritation or infections. As with all oils, it can stain sheets and increase the risk of infections.
Horker fat
Most likely provinces: Skyrim, Solstheim, Wrothgar Mountains
Walrus fat was used as a lube by the Vikings and other in ancient Scandinavia, making it a historically accurate alternative for those where horkers are found.
But, with modern day knowledge, we now know that animal fats are not recommended or considered safe for sexual activity.
Animal fats arent designed for intimate internal usage and can lead to infections such as bacterial vaginosis. Animal fats are also difficult to wash off, leave thick, oily residue, and can havea strong odor. They may also attract insects or pests. But, it would be historically accurate, and the Nords of Skyrim wouldn't know this, and even if they did, they'd probably still do it due to their excessive reverence for traditions.
Tallow
Most likely provinces: Found in all, most likely used in Skyrim, Valendwood, and the Wrothgar Mountains
Tallow is made from rendering animal fat, specifically beef or mutton. Tallow was also used as a personal lubricant by the Vikings, but it's main purposes are conditioning leather or wood, cooking, baking, and making soap and candles.
Tallow is preferred as lube due to being long lasting, not sticky, and providing hydration. However, due to being made primarily from animal fat, it can harbor bacteria, clog pores, or alter PH balances, all possibly leading to infection.
Modern day tallow is recommended purely for external usage, often as a skin balm or moisturizer, but historically it was used as lube when in a pinch. And since its made from animal parts, it is a Green Pact safe lube for your Bosmer.
Ash yam lube
Most likely provinces: Morrowind, Solstheim
Now yam lube wasn't something I ever thought of before. But during the Edo period of Japan (1603-1868), they created a lube specifically for anal and homosexual sex, which was made of shredded yams. This lube was called "Tororo-jiru" whihc is now the name of a Japanese soup.
Now despite being originally used for anal and gay sex, modern yam lubes are used for vaginal dryness, menopausal discomfort, and sensitive skin. Yam lubes are highly moisturizing, help with irritation, and support the vaginal microbiome. Which would be amazingly helpful in the dry climate of Morrowind.
I read an article about someone who made yam lube by mixing the yams with agar (a gel like substance derived from seaweed), which produced a substance with a similar consistency to applesauce. Now, I'm not sure exactly how the Dunmer would make their ash yam lube, but it does seem like a good cultural alternative first started on Vvardenfell.
Personal creation: Darrielle
Most likely provinces: Pyandonea and the Summerset Isles
Darrielle is a word derived from the Altmeri words "Darra" meaning mercy, and "Rielle" meaning beauty. It is an elven lube first created by the Aldmer and still in use today by their descendants, the Altmer and Maormer.
Darrielle is made from a blend of carrageenan, which is a thick, sticky liquid created from boiling red seaweed, and mixed with other ingredients, most notably, clove oil.
Now, carrageenan is an ingredient used in modern lubes, but it is also known to have been used in Japan, Korea, and China for thousands of years as a lubricant. It is water soluble, gelatinous, and slippery. It is moisturizing, and has antiviral properties, providing a natural, body-mimicking feel without a lot of irritants found in other lubricants. There is also ongoing research in its ability to protect against STI's, but it is believed to at least help.
Clove oil is very similar to the yam lube, as in, it is known to have been used as a lube for anal sex and dildos by gay men in the Edo Period of Japan. Now, you may be thinking, clove oil is a strong essential oil, meaning that it would be very bad to use it as a lubricant. But, clove oil is actually still an ingredient today in many lubes designed specifically for anal sex. It has painkilling, muscle-relaxing , and antimicrobial properties, which has been studied and backed up by science and would be very useful for activities involving the backdoor if used with caution.
Now, mixing both carrageenan and clove oil, with some other alchemical ingredients, you'd get a guaranteed lube that works, smells good, and has protective properties.
Now, a disclaimer.
DO NOT MAKE THIS AT HOME. I AM NOT A SCIENTIST. I DO NOT KNOW HOW CHEMICALS REACT TO EACH OTHER. THIS VERY WELL COULD SET YOU PUSSY ON FIRE FOR ALL I KNOW.
Netch Jelly: caution
Most likely provinces: Morrowind, Solstheim
Netch Jelly is, well, jelly that comes from netches.
Now, Netch Jelly is what I will call a kink lube. It is used for kink specific sex due to it's alchemical properties, which include paralysis, restore stamina, and fear.
We're going to focus on only one of those for now, namely, paralysis. If you take the jelly, and dilute it down enough, the paralysis effect could be used to keep a hole at an exact tightness, or a shaft at the same level of hardness, which would require foreplay and meticulous timing.
This has some very major side effects if not done correctly, namely, having it take effect too early or too late, being stuck too tight without being able to loosen, not diluting enough so the paralysis spreads further than intended, accidentally mixing in a wrong ingredient and activating the fear affect.
As with all things, informed consent is the only consent, especially when doing a kink like this.
Stamina Potions: varies
Stamina potions have many many possible ingredients. But today, we're going to use the Skyrim list as a reference.
If you wish to use a restore stamina potion as a lubricant, your base will always have to be made from a fish oil. Now, fish oil is not recommended as a lube irl due to two major factors. Cost and expiration date. But this is the Elder Scrolls. Neither of those are actual concerns. Catch the fish yourself and use magic to keep it fresh. Now, in Skyrim there are 5 fish that can be used for this. Goldfish, Histcarp, Pearlfish, Pygmy Sunfish, and Silverside Perch.
Now, alchemically speaking, all of these fish could lead to many different lubricants with a multitude of possible effects.
Mix goldfish or histcarp oil with salmon roe, and you'd get a restore stamina potion that allows you to eat out your partner fo rlonger. (Restore Stamina + Waterbreathing)
Mix pearlfish or silverside perch oil with powdered small pearls, and you'd get a lube that restores stamina and allows you to have sex in colder temperatures. (Restore Stamina + Resist Frost)
As with all potions, you have to watch measurements and other conjoining effects closely as to avoid any and all unintended negative side effects.
Thank you all for reading, I hope I could help even a little withy our smut writings
Edit: Petroleum jelly was first written about in 1273, and was used as a personal lubricant for a long time. It is very very not recommended, but it is also a possibility
