[manateeinthesea]

[veeranger]

this is the Godzilla of Pleasant Dreams, reblog to have good dreams tonight

[treba-neco-napise]

good dreams??? finally???

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

[romcommunist]

nah. fuck you *throws awful ingredients into your stock and ruins your soup beyond repair*

[funeraryfairy]

That girl you just called a bitch? That’s actually sasuke uchiha 

[kozidraws]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[gregtom]

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[clubpenguin2005]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[pissvortex]

paleo diets don’t exist. you will never have the nutritional range of a caveman. your jaw and teeth have already been permanently weakened from eating soft breads your whole life and never tanning an animal hide with your bare teeth. a neanderthal would beat your ass

[awed-frog]

Not to mention a ‘real’ paleo diet would include 183 species of wild flowers, herbs and barks and definitely not choice cuts of meat at every meal.

[bramblepatch]

An authentic "paleo" diet really also ought to disallow any refrigeration other than maybe burying a carcass in the permafrost.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cavemen ate whatever calories were available in their environment so me eating an entire chocolate cake from the supermarket half a block away is paleo.

[theoistryingtheirhardest-deacti]

uhhhh this may be the best thing to ever come out of tiktok

[tedllasso]

#WEARAMASK

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

every time someone puts together a nintendo music playlist they NEVER add splatoon music. fucking disgraceful. you’re too good for a little blaabalubuebblblblb? for some blbluunrnrbrblurblbr?

[vampiresconce]

BEE BOAT

[spockdropandroll]

cowboy bee boat

[zzzura]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[dat-soldier]

[buttplugfoetus]