[memorycycle]

if i had a restaurant i would serve a sandwich to myself and then close

[freebasegod]

i used to be a green onion

[boycritter]

“laughter is the best medicine” WRONG. hormone replacement therapy.

[razerbackbitch]

[themojavesworst]

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

[whyenn-reader]

getting both wet AND hard because i don't let my physical form limit my self expression

[miiilowo]

I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

[lemonsweet]

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

[lemonsweet]

My blue animals

[treatsformeeko]

hi op. fanart of my blue animals

[lemonsweet]

They are so beautiful.... I love this..

[mityenka]

omg i need to know everyone’s top 4 movies on letterboxd actually please tell me

[alivehouse]

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

[babtest]

went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

[persianpenname]

[wiionme]

[infectiouspiss]

somewhere a 13 year old girl just had the thought "i wish i was born a boy" for the very first time

[xxchromies]

I know right, it's really sad. Hopefully she has someone in her life to tell her she's perfect just the way she is.

[infectiouspiss]

im giving her testosterone

[oliviawebsite]

you have to be able to defend people who are receiving unjust treatment even if they annoy you even if you personally find them extremely annoying you still have to be able to stand up and say "well thats fucked up"

[pusheenthenerdcat]

the moral willpower required for "i hate their guts but my personal ethical standard is no xyz and i cannot set the precedent of making an exception for them" is imennse but important work

[mrsterlingeverything]

You like me but not enough to give me thousands and thousands of fucking dollars

[hecubus]

I now pronounce you married men!

[paranoidgemsbok]

"do you want him to wear the little hat?"

"yes please"