DogMom💕

Carolyn, 21, Chicago

[bakwaaas]

‘your parents just want what’s best for you’ that is objectively not true for a lot of people, sometimes they want what’s best for them or what looks the best to other people, or what they think is best for you is based on outdated, backwards and messed up values & beliefs. even if their intentions aren’t bad doesn’t mean they even remotely know what’s good for you

[teaboot]

the road to hell is paved with "What's best for you"

[albertnatural]

squidwsrd really put in this gay ass outfit just to eat his soufflé. okay work.

[jungwildeandfree]

and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.

If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.

[cultof-aphrodite]

I wanted to show you all this pie I made from scratch today :,)

[cultof-aphrodite]

Thank you to everyone be being so sweet about this! I was really excited and proud of it and all I got was an eye roll from my family, so you all really lifted my spirited.

[pink-kitty-kela]

Me @ OP’s eye rolling family:

[funnytwittertweets]

[headspace-hotel]

This says something about human nature, but what

[lovetnaomi]

The delight in the unexpected

[dunroamins]

A love for the absurd, too!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

The joy of potato, also.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[midwestbooknerd]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[funnytwittertweets]

[hichew76]

[diocletianscabbagefarm]

Oh wow that's actually a pretty big deal

[afloweroutofstone]

Yeah I didn't even hear about this until after the bill was passed, the Dems didn't include it in any of their summaries or messaging. Pretty great tbh

[liberalsarecool]

Hard to believe, but clean air is partisan.

[jb-blunk]

you naturally grow out of a lot of unhealthy habits and I think that something that seeing obsessive self improvement culture in the early twenties crowd makes me sad about like. you will start to drink less as your world changes, you will get better at habits as your world stabilizes. your sense of self will solidify as you make mistakes waste time and figure out what works for you and what does not thru your own bodies rejection of it. you’ll be called to sleep earlier and wake sooner and to move your body bc it won’t bounce back with out stretching it out first like there are reasons older people are more regimented bc they don’t need to experiment as much anymore to find out what’s functional. It’s not 1 size fits all

[guerrillatech]

[lastfmuser]

imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

i think about this picture like at least once a day

[stagecoachjessi]

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

[mermaidsandcats29]

These are WONDERFUL

[stagecoachjessi]

Two more of my favorites:

[absolutelyaddictedpoldarky]

These are great..made me smile😊💖

[darkseraphscorner]

The fact these exist are truly amazing.

In the olden days, if footage was not used in a film, it was either destroyed or erased so they could reuse the reel, because it was cheaper than storing unused film.

Google the BBC’s lost archives to find out more.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[gunpowder-tea]

Direct action.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

bungle said fuck blue lives

[gaelofthegrove]

Plot twist: he was kept for cuddles and apologies.

I don’t care if it’s not realistic. Let me have this.

[fuckyahumor]

he’s so cute Omggggggggggg

[ilovebeingmexican]

no offense but that ep of jimmy neutron where they start working at a burger place and jimmy’s the janitor and he sees a pack of salt on the floor and says “oh it’s sodium chloride” he should have been fired just for saying that

[whitepeopletwitter]