You're worth the mess you make

[blueshadowgalaxy]

Have you ever tried to pull a hair out of your ass crack and had it slip between your roast beef, too? Bone chilling, awful experience 1/10

[blueshadowgalaxy]

Lift weights to look good? No

Lift weights to be able to hold the hair dryer up to give myself a blowout? Yes

[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[blueshadowgalaxy]

You don't feel alive?

Go finish your laundry, it's part of living

Go outside and talk to your neighbors, they don't bite. (Most likely, unless you're into that)

[blueshadowgalaxy]

Don't forget that when you're meeting people and making first impressions, that they're also doing the same with you.

The two other dudes in my job training are subject to my impressions and opinions of them, as I am theirs.

Don't forget people try to make a good first impression on you, too.

I noticed this because one guy was just carrying on a conversation with the other about cars and people they might know. The other actually looked at me and asked me questions about myself.

[homunculus-argument]

Wouldn't it be fucked up if something was farming humans for our kidney stones.

[punaparta]

Is this about pearls?

[blueshadowgalaxy]

I have the opposite feelings about immigrants that nationalists do. I love multicultural cities.

I come from a city with a lot of South American immigrants and live in one with a lot of Arabic and Indian immigrants.

The falafel is amazing, but I need more south Americans in my current city because I miss all the things they bring too.

I love the Mexican markets with butchers amd lunch specials. The bakeries are to die for, and it's hard to find a bad taco truck.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I went to a Japanese garden with my family today and I considered meditating near one of the fountains but the Canadian geese are fighting each other for nesting spots this time of year so frankly the soundscape was not ideal for meditation.

[ahno-nimus]

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

[i-am-a-fish]

they should invent rice that is hot and delicious and right in front of me right now

[headspace-hotel]

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

[redstonedust]

you think you're sooooooooo funny huh? well you are. i find you a delight to be around and im glad you have the self confidence to recognise it. i love you.

[feldfrog]

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[blueshadowgalaxy]

Honestly starting to think that most of the men in my life with "social anxiety" that are actually very social in their own circles feel that way because they are so self absorbed.

They're constantly worried about themselves to the point of never leaving their bubble.

Social interactions are so fucking simple like all you have to do is 1) pleasantries 2) ask them about themselves 3)actually listen and ask follow up questions 4) shut the fuck up. It's that simple. 90% of people will leave that interaction with you happy because someone actually listened for once.

I had to figure this out to survive, so should they. I'm tired of being talked over and ignored because they don't care about anything but their own interests and the people who share them.

They aren't bad at social interactions. They just only give a shit about themselves.

[scramratz]

My least favorite new politically correct term is "unhoused." Like you can just tell it was created to make liberals feel less icky when talking about homeless people.

I was homeless. I was homeless as a child and as an adult. That shit sucks believe it or not.

The uncertainty. The ever-present grimy feeling from lack of access to running water. Having nothing to your name. The shame you feel is asking your fellow man for the bare minimum. Just so much shame, man.

"Unhoused" is so clinical. A technical term. Sure, its not incorrect, but it doesn't properly convey the emotional and psychological impact homelessness has on you.

You say "house", I think of a structure.

You say "home", I think of stability.

[blueshadowgalaxy]

I was in the car with my boyfriend the other day and corrected myself when I said "homeless" and he (works in a rehab with lots of homeless people) told me most people actually affected by homelessness prefer it to "unhoused"