Spell Me

Geek. Loves video games. Enjoys writing. Likes art: http://spellbound7.deviantart.com/

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[meateater-rabbit]

[velociraptrix]

[firjii]

here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

[archibaldtuttle]

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

[archibaldtuttle]

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

Big Things Are Coming

[blackteachangeling]

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨

Like to charge Reblog to cast

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Big Things Are Coming

THIS IS A THREAT

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

imagining how he had to set his phone down on a tripod or support rig at each of those dozen or so spots and make sure the view was just right and then back out of frame so he can run past them and then lamely jog back to pick his phone up and carry his stupid little tripod to the next spot and re-set it all back up again all for like 15 seconds of video that gets effortlessly mogged by some random 3rd worlder

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[slyandthefamilybook]

NOИТИ ЮAROLINA

[trash-bandicoot-official]

Sound I make when I notice there's perhaps a little treat or present for me

[this-is-cool]

The exquisite fantasy creations of G xy - https://www.this-is-cool.co.uk/the-exquisite-fantasy-paintings-of-g-xy/

[memewhore]

[hoplitis]

[gracieslvss]

Why would you choose a bear over a man? Because since 1784 there have been 180 fatal bear attacks, while in 2021 alone, 81,100 women and girls were intentionally killed by men.

[witch-hattery]

[this-is-cool]

The amazing sci-fi and fantasy-themed artworks of Quentin Stipp - https://www.this-is-cool.co.uk/the-amazing-sci-fi-and-fantasy-artworks-of-quentin-stipp/

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[shingojira]

chaos reigns 

[shingojira]

[shingojira]

i made the mod too

[fallout-lou-begas]

fallout heritage post

[sonpat-rides-again]

God forbid women do anything.

[brazenautomaton]

I know that I am atypical about this, and empirically speaking very few people think the way I do

but I still cannot get, on that deep visceral level, how you can see the frenzy people have whipped each other into over the "Elon Musk is a Nazi" bullshit and not want to maim and kill yourself.

these people are confident, belligerent, omnipresent, invincible, cruel, ignorant, and will never ever ever ever ever stop! how can you not want to die seeing that? You have a constant reminder, in every direction you can possibly orient your vision, that you are surrounded by fonts of pure entropy who are annihilating everything that makes life tolerable and demanding all of it become more screaming about their politics. Anarcho-totalitarianism, "everything within my politics, nothing outside my politics, nothing against my politics," cannot ever possibly be slowed down, much less stopped. How can you see these things and think about anything other than how much you want to stop being alive?

[velvetcloak]

The Olympics but high fashion by Wisdom Kaye

[brazenautomaton]

People who are probably Stand users

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[brazenautomaton]

I never knew you had to pump them with your feet to keep them moving, but I should have, it's not like they plug into an outlet

I guess I thought there was some kind of windup mechanism?

[trust791]

[fivepoint-12]

Dudes will see this and just think hell yeah

[spellbound7]

hell yeah

[this-is-cool]

The fantastic sci-fi artworks of Daniel McGarry - https://www.this-is-cool.co.uk/the-fantastic-digital-sci-fi-artworks-of-daniel-mcgarry/

[funny-tik-toks]

[ebonykain]

This one needs to go right next to the Baltimore accent with the Aaron earns an iron urn.

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

In case anyone hasn't seen it

[anais-ninja-bitch]

love how english started as a rhotic language and half the native speakers said, "oh, Fuck That Noise"

[findingfeather]

What I DEEPLY LOVE about the Baltimore one is how mad HE IS to realize what his own accent did to it. XD He's SO MAD. XD XD

[prudencepaccard]

"damn, we really talk like that???!!!" and then he starts extremely overenunciating both out of spite and for comedic effect

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever