You Gotta Dig It To Dig It, You Dig?

-Thelonious Monk Any pronouns / Bi and agender

[some-pers0n]

From the perspective of an outside observer, it seems as though being a fan of comic books is a form of masochistic torture

[some-pers0n]

Every time The Comic Mutual gets online and liveblogs about reading an issue it's like "I swear to god all these authors need to put in jail I hate this everything hurts but at least there's Scrimblo Jeremy. I don't know how I would do this without Scrimblo Jeremy" and then you look up Scrimblo Jeremy and he's the third cousin twice removed of some iteration of Jason Todd

[strangesmallbard]

crazy how often self-identified leftists can learn so much about unlearning biases and unintentional bigotry and yet categorically refuse to apply these concepts to jews. many have said this already but it’s like an emotional support bigotry for them. or projection: a way to offload one’s own guilt & shame for the biases and unintentional bigotry. almost like they need some sort of goat. for scaping purposes

[ferocioustrout]

tumblr dashboard when you’re already having a bad ocd day simulator

🌌 guyyoudontfollow

reblog this post or youre racist and transphobic and homophobic and misogynistic and antisemitic and

🌁 guyyoudontfollow2

i NEED 900$. if you do not donate me 900$ you are responsible for every bad thing that has ever happened in my life. i hope you’re happy, asshole

🌠 guyyoudontfollow3

umm you should probably block this person if you’re following them…. lol…… you should go check if you’re following them….. if you’ve interacted with them ever you’re evil aha….

🎑 guyyoudontfollow4

ONE BILLION NOTES AND I WONT KILL MYSELF. if you don’t get me enough notes you are responsible for my death, please reblog!

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[charl0ttan]

actually if u peek behind 10 pm theres just all these secret little extra hours hidden behind there and nobody knows where they come from and u should make sure to use them all up on games👍👍

[indigosfindings]

when tiger met dragon

[indigosfindings]

crouching harry hidden sally

[cryptotheism]

Sitting down and reading the Shining. Never read Steven King before. I get why people both love, and love to make fun of this guy.

[nitw]

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

[nitw]

"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

[nitw]

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you

[devilishdescent]

joker with an earring voice. bi so curious. sorry. fuck. sorry. this post sucks so fucking bad.

[fiore-firelily]

hey, doesn't anyone else find it a bit odd when one of the leads in a romance story is male? like, especially when there's multiple female characters available, but the main girl settles for a man anyway and it's never even explained why. I've been wondering if there's some kind of conspiracy going on there

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[kushblazer666]

[iydallus]

Just saw a reblog on a post start with "sorry y'all, but I'm about to use my degree" and then immediately state a factually untrue statement. I love this website.

[weepyemperor]

About to use my degree in Lying And Falsehood

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

this post aged like a fine wine

[thesituation]

if you’re afraid of roundabouts you shouldn’t be.. they’re beautiful pieces of roadway engineering that prevent much more anguish than they cause. loosen up and enjoy the experience of using a Roundabout next time you see one. they’re quite intuitive and much faster than a light

[natalieironside]

Criminology books will be like "There's a special kind of person called Criminal and their psychology is very interesting because, unlike a human being, a Criminal is capable of doing a crime, such as parking badly or committing a murder. I'm a scientist btw."

[ot3]

was about to come over here and post 'what do lawyers need those three extra inches for' then realized that i probably needed to make it clear that im talking about US standard paper sizes

[phantomrose96]

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.