life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

if i look back, i am lost

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life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way
i’ve seen people counter the idea of polyamory as a solution to conflicting ships by saying that sometimes the characters in question would not work as a poly ship which is fair and often true but as an avid enjoyer of both polyamory and toxic relationships i think it’s kind of awesome when a particular poly configuration mostly exists to drive everyone involved to madness
there’s gonna be some hot summer nights this mid july so i reckon you and i have got to get forever wild
every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).
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i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it
does anyone want to play sexual tension with me
ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise
who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"
Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay
I’m tapping the feed to acknowledge the message like Murderbot
hole-in-the-wall cafe
Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.
outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself
liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno
honk if you're tired of late-stage capitalism
a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours
They should let me go into every building I want just to look around
it’s been talked about a million times but way too many books now have a problem with telling and not showing. a character in the book i’m reading rn said “my therapist says my anorexia and drug use is my way of gaining control” girl i don’t want to hear that i want to see you starving yourself and snorting coke every time something goes wrong
Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜
Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪
How were the schemes Were the schemes successful
Oh- hehehejehe huhuhuhu hæhæhæ, my little schemes were an astounding success!! 😝 they never saw it coming teeheehee