I AM THE GOOSE

hello, I'm rush. 25. this is a blog for poems and fandoms and food, all things i love. they/them. ao3: purpledeadpeonies

[jstor]

Harald Slott-Møller. Paolo and Francesca. 1905. Oil on panel, 1760 x 910 mm. Statens Museum for Kunst.

[random-brushstrokes]

Leda Kontogiannopoulou (Greek, b. 1971)

[ahotknife]

“i’m not ashamed to admit” well you should be. “passenger princess reader” stand up. literally like stand the fuck up

[serratedpens]

Tourist, Sonia Feldman

[bisexualrozanov]

GIF COLORING CHALLENGE - show gif with and without coloring thank u for tagging me @firstprinced & @sunnypeachyy - love y'all, uh! (the sound is included in the message) 🫶

tagging a whole bunch of gifmaker moots, no pressure ♡ @shilyas @actuallysara @holllanov @ottawacentaurshq @blond-shell @russianblush @heymacy @pookieshane @ilyasmole @yearnalisms @shnehollander @hudsonswilliams @userilyarozanov @rozanovs @therozanov @ilya-rozanova @shane-ilya @ilyrozanov

[hamletthedane]

Kit Marlowe was really out there in 1590 like ‘‘be gay do crimes spy for the queen pretend to be catholic for the aesthetic flirt with william shakespeare write iconic gay stage play about banging the devil call yourself Merlin get arrested for your jesus slash fanfic collection die in a bar fight at age 29”

[hamletthedane]

[i-am-a-fish]

"enjoy it while it lasts" (undercuts itself, needlessly doomerish, foreboding)

"enjoy it!" (straight to the point, actually encourages enjoying it)

[i-am-a-fish]

"enjoy last it'll it" (what)

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[tgatbc]

[penandinkprincess]

adding the detail in hit or miss that shane was a tree climber as a kid and still thinks about if trees would be good to climb or not has me cackling imagining that shane when drunk is abso-fucking-lutely finding his way up into a tree

ilya texts him after he fucking VANISHES at the club and is just "?? where did you go???"

and the only response he gets is a selfie of shane just :] while visibly up in a tree somewhere

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[isolabellz]

i’m assuming canada has ticks so i’m just imagining the first time at the cottage hollanov coming back from a hike and shane’s like “okay strip” and ilya’s like “say less” and shane has to explain to him “no this isn’t about sex im now going to meticulously inspect your body for bugs.” and ilya’s like “and this isn’t supposed to be hot…?”

[raccoonspew]

Things that turn Ilya Rozanov on

- being cared for in a classic way. It’s something he thought he wouldn’t ever have and now he does and he’s horny for it.

- Shane standing up for himself…

- Shane taking really good care of Anya. Ilya wants to get him pregnant so bad HE starts ovulating

- Shane wearing an old man outfit. Button up pajamas, reading glasses, slippers, etc. if Shane came downstairs with a night cap and a candle Ilya would pass out. Mr. Scrooge style.

- the playoffs (he is just like his husband)

- their wedding rings. He starts jerking off with his non-dominant hand so he can feel it (left handed Ilya Rozanov truthers please rise)

- Shane being His Boyfriend ™️

- one time Shane ordered for him at a restaurant and Ilya got so hard they had to leave.

- weed. He can’t smoke weed in public anymore because he gets too horny.

- Shane in a priest outfit. It’s his Halloween costume one year at a tram party because he lost a bet with Wyatt. Ilya almost blacks out when he sees it and spends the entire night proposing different role play scenarios. Ok what if I’m a dirty sinner and you are a stuck up virgin? What if I call you Father Hollander? What if I sin and you make me pay for it? What if you’re a high ranking priest and I’m trying to show you how fun worldly things are by bending you ov —

[ominousobserversblog]

It doesn't matter if you agree with someone's reason for a protest, in a democratic country everyone has a right to protest. You can hate CJP and Sonam wangchuk and you can very well believe that whatever they were doing was for their own gain but you can't believe what happened today was anywhere close to what is acceptable in a democratic country. The police can't just barge in and remove Sonam wangchuk from the protesting site. The High Court can't order for the forceful removal of protestors. The police can't not show the order before removing people from the site. It would be a shame if the High Court ordered the protestors to break their protest first before directing any order towards the government. It doesn't matter what your views were on the protest or the people protesting, you can't be okay with what happened today and call this country a democracy and Vishwaguru. This is tyranny.

[ukulelehitter-deactivated202603]

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic

[bobbole]

N. Shohat, A Palestinian woman pleads with an IDF soldier to allow her and her children to cross a checkpoint in Hebron, 31 oct 2001

[marcelshorjian]

anatomy of a humiliation