Kirk: Good morning crew, collecting money for Starfleetâs ball?
Spock: We donât have balls.
Kirk: I honestly have no response to that.

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@blueyedthyla
Kirk: Good morning crew, collecting money for Starfleetâs ball?
Spock: We donât have balls.
Kirk: I honestly have no response to that.
star trek // the x-files
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âSure.â He grinned and was suddenly at his side, holding his arm and supporting his head and neck. âReady?â Without waiting for an answer he ran the pair of them around the little pond out to the satellite.â
âOh my god.â He almost collapsed when Peter let go of him and started laughing even as he felt a wave of nausea come over him and he had to lean heavily on his knees. âJesus Christ, you werenât kidding!â
He laughed. âNah, itâs not rude. Youâre totally allowed to ask.â He grinned at him. âIâm fast. Very fast.â
He tried to hide how excited that made him. â...Can I see?â
AOS Star Trek text-posts 1/?
âThe only useless one? Nah, not by a long shot.â Scott happened to be walking by and thus became an easy target. âI mean, take Scott for example. Heâs way more useless than you.âÂ
Scott glared. âFuck you, Peter.â And kept walking.
Peter grinned and shook Jimâs hand. âPeter Maximoff, homo whatever.âÂ
It was probably rude, but he couldnât help laughing. âThanks, at least. Itâs nice to meet you, Peter.â He paused. âHey, Iâm sorry if this is rude, but I donât know whatâs okay and whatâs not so you donât have to answer if it is rude. But -- whatâs your ability if I may ask?â
sing your heart out
âYouâre right that wasnât very polite, was it?â He grinned a little. âHeâs very pretty. And I shouldnât judge. I doubt very much if I could get Seb to smile for a picture.âÂ
His face got a little sad and he changed the subject. âSo tell me about Spock. What makes you like him so much?â
He was totally planning to ask Sherrinford who the hell âSebâ was, but then he got asked about Spock and it distracted him.
âI dunno,â he said honestly. âI genuinely dunno. I hated him when we first met, actually. Heâs really cold and detached, but... I dunno, he has this very dry sense of humor and he makes me laugh. Heâs good at stopping me before I go too far. He never smiles but any time Iâve seen him get close is... pretty.â He blushed and hid his face behind his hands. âOh god listen to me. I sound like a fourteen year old.â
not this again || bones and jim
âAll this blinding light, thatâs whatâs bad for your eyes. We have warm lighting on our Enterprise.â He looked around critically. âItâs more colorful too. None of this monotone nonsense.â He paused. âOh, but I never answered your question. Yes, Jim and I are good friends. Spock too.â
@blueyedthyla
âColorful? Are you sure you donât live in a poorly lit circus tent?â He smirked anyway. âWow, you and Spock, friends? That would be a miracle.â
@notacoalminer
Overtime;
Topple them? Well shit, maybe this wouldnât be as easy as he thought. âAlright.â he said hesitantly. âTell me what I need to do.â
@blueyedthyla
He got on the bike first and gestured at his boss to get behind him. âOkay, itâs not that hard but itâs important. Youâll need to lean a little when we make turns, but not enough that itâll knock us down. Just like youâre looking over my shoulder. Got it?â
@of-tea-and-cardigans
[text] Careful, you might just slide down the hall right into that same trashcan
[text] Get that paper done, you academic featherweight
@romulusistheempire
{text} Iâm not the one who is trash in this relationship, sir
{text} Fine fine Iâll get it done
@blueyedthyla liked for a starter~
âYou the new kid?â he asked, happy to see someone a little closer to his own age at the school. âWhatâre you in for? Whatâs your gift, youngster?â
âAh, I donât have one. Iâm probably the only person on campus whoâs completely useless.â He held out a hand to shake. âJim Kirk, homo sapien.â
FACT: F. Scott Schaferâs photos of Simon Pegg in the July/August issue of Popular Science are the best photos of Simon Pegg.
He shrugged, laughing a little. âI honestly canât remember. Probably acting outside his orders or something. Maybe the CIA went corrupt and he found out about it.â He shook his head. âHonestly, you lot do the silliest things to cover up corruption.â he said teasingly.
@blueyedthyla
âI think the best part is how much faith the country has in us that they think we have that much corruption all the time. Your countryâs movies put you guys in a much better light.â He shook his head, running his fingers through his hair. âOh god, what is happening in this movie right now?â
@of-tea-and-cardigans
âNot at all.â he said, gesturing at the extra chair. âAnd what English guy was that?â He grinned. âAnd, like, screwed over how?â He figured that was an important thing to know, since heâd likely be working with Jim for at least a few days.
He flopped into the nearest chair with a grin. âThis MI6 guy. He's like my best friend. Totally ruined his reputation as a heartless bitch.â He pulled his phone out of his pocket and got into his work email. âHold on, Iâve got some files here. We should probably actually get to work.â
Turns Out Mr. Spock IS a Fish || Jim & Spock VS Pon Farr
It had not been as horrible as Spock expected it to be. It was certainly more civilized than his first Pon Farr had been. No one on Enterprise challenged him for the right to mate Lieutenant TâLaren. It was an emotionless mating with no bond to complicate it. Both were spared the indignities of a public spectacle were able to return to their duties the following day. And being Vulcan, forced to do the only logical thing they could do, neither showed any signs of shame as they returned to their quartersâwhich was not to say that Spock was not praying silently that the other Vulcan female on board did not also slip into the blood fever any time soon.
He was also concerned about Jim. While Spock wasnât emotionally scarred, he knew Jim had been hurt by his rejection. Now that he was in his right mind, he could have a reasonable discussion with the person he cared more about than any other in the universe about why heâd been forced to reject his offers of assistance.
To quote one of the cadets heâd taught at the Academy, âIt was going to be awkward as fuck.â
âCaptain?â he said from the door to Jimâs ready room. âI am ready to return to duty, but as my shift does not begin for another 35 minutes, I thought we could talk.â
@blueyedthyla
Jim was not jealous. He had nothing to be jealous about. Spock was his friend, and Jim wanted him to be okay. And, like, not dying from horniness. But no matter how many times he told himself that, it didnât explain why he couldnât sleep because he couldnât stop thinking about it. Or why he couldnât stop the feelings of intense sadness that came over him in waves whenever he remembered what happened. Because of this, he was just nursing a second cup of coffee after a near-sleepless night when Spock showed up in his quarters. He looked -- better. A lot better. It made Jim feel ill.
âWhy?â he asked after taking a long drink of the coffee. It was bitter. He hadnât put in enough sugar. But it did the trick anyway. âYou did what you did. Itâs done now, isnât it?â He shrugged. âThereâs nothing left to talk about.â Which was absolutely why Jim was so tense and miserable. Because there wasnât anything wrong.
He got up to put his mug away, trying to shake off any remaining drowsiness and avoiding looking at Spock. âIf youâre feeling better then youâre cleared to return to duty. But if you get any further symptoms I want you to see Bones. Thatâs all I have to say to you.â
@1stofficerspock