Alligators can't be walked on leashes

The bitch is back

[wuntrum]

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

[chryza]

Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

[kiboou]

source

[princessantisocial]

[utwo]

Beautiful library in Munich Bavaria

© Thomas

[moldavite-moved]

a selection of beasts i resonate w this week

[ershebet]

hmm

[princesstigerbelle]

One question

Who will stop him

[j1mjamss]

nobody 

let the boy dance

[princesstigerbelle]

One question

Who will stop him

[j1mjamss]

nobody 

let the boy dance

[soulmeitu]

his name is Pickle

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[teathattast]

sprimkle

[g30rg3285]

The names Sprimkle… Ranibow Sprimkle

[tvcinemagifs]

Eric Burdon preforming at Monterey Pop (1968) dir. D.A. Pennebaker

[whitepeopletwitter]

[katiemarieweddings]

Hamda al Fahim AW 2018 Couture Collection

[weddingriot]

[1991series]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”