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rylandsgrace

Across The Spiderverse + Trivia

loufofbread

kitten

loufofbread

man. what on earth.

loufofbread

ok i flipped it. sorry

soljos2023

destroyscythe-heck

There’s a branch of the Medicis that moved to Ireland and now are running a successful chain of fried chicken restaurants which is a very different vinbe from when they were like buying popes and stuff

memecucker

The current heir to the main branch of the Hapsburg family is an endurance race car driver

solipseismic

#if he got rid of some middle names i bet he would be more aerodynamic and better at racing via @/honeyseller

sraithpics

Correction: it's not the Medicis who run the Dublin fried chicken shops, but the direct decendants of the enemies of the Medici; the Borgias. The chain is called Borza and is better known for fish and chips. They moved to Ireland in the early 20th century. They are also said to have introduced the deep fried Mars bar from Scotland to Ireland.

jadeseadragon

Vitali Skvorkin, Cat in the engraving of Flammarion, signed original, linocut printed on Canson paper, 50 × 47 cm.

psychologicalwhorefare

shoe shopping is so humiliating they need to put changing rooms in there at least. 3pm on a saturday and i'm there sweating it out, in between pairs of docs so the dogs are fully out, on the hardest bench crafted by human hands in between the two little shelves. always those two little shelves, with the skechers display items lined up collecting dust. i'm rolling around in the mud out there trying to free this pair of timbs from their tissue paper cocoon and next thing i know the 60 year old attendant, gums showing, comes barreling up holding a foot-measuring device that the occult masters were no doubt using for some kind of podiatrist phrenology a hundred years ago, ready to tell me that my long unwieldy pinky toe signifies i won't make it through the winter. and i'm flat on my back, wishing i hadn't put the boots back in the box after seeing the price tag, so i could at least kick up and defend myself. eventually i get to take my leave toting a pair of mediocre adidas, looking like shaggy blonde poodles just raring to hit third place at the district track meet next week. but you leave a piece of yourself behind, y'know, in between those two little display shelves. the saints' eyes aren't seeing you from between those shelves, i can tell you that

toastyglow

I’m so fond of athena and odysseus conceptually. like here’s the goddess of wisdom and warfare and craft and art, and here’s her pet liar. he does tricks.

bsideheart

@wolfythewitch

wolfythewitch

Her little tamagotchi <3

visenyaism

j'adore le franglish content le code switching c'est tellement fun je sautille from a language to another like a gazelle et toi aussi tant que tu voudras :)

OUAIS baby we are so fucking back. franglais est parfait parce que americans get mad AND it sends evil psychic vibes à l’académie française. The phrase “qu’est-ce qu’y’all doing aujourd’hui” came out of my mouth this evening and i think that might be the pinnacle of human language. i love being annoying

babybullarchive-deactivated2024

Erika Lee Sears

wolfythewitch

Ayo guess who's back

Back again?

You get two today!

INCREDIBLE

knightowlet

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

lmaonade

are you gonna eat that ethernet cable

thesituation

she/her? blocked and unfollowed.

what the hell

ptsilenthillremaster

Ancient Greece

afeelgoodblog

Murphy, a rescued bald eagle who is known for fiercely protecting a rock he considers his egg, will be getting the opportunity to become a father to an orphaned chick ❤️