sam 🍙

🇮🇹🇦🇪 I draw • also photography & writing • mostly sketches 🌨 (sorry, my posts are sporadic) 🌨

[immaplatypus]

SO I JUST STARTED WATCHING THE JIMMY NEUTRON MOVIE ON AMAZON AND NOT ONLY ARE THE SUBTITLES DELAYED BY AN ENTIRE TWO MINUTES

BUT THOSE FIRST TWO MINUTES ARE OCCUPIED BY SUBTITLES FOR THE FREAKING???? RUBBER DUCKIE THEME SONG FROM SESAME STREET????

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED IN MY LIFE

[immaplatypus]

i just want to have a normal night for once

[fuckstaffposts]

You declined having a normal night when you started watching the Jimmy neutron movie on Amazon

[bluuniverse2-blog]

You know what fucking hurts like a bitch, when your 7 yr. long friend ditches you for a misunderstanding...

I love being sad 👁👄👁

[drugget]

before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

[socialist-whore]

Dress up games

[bluuniverse2-blog]

agame.com

[imnotnoura-deactivated20190728]

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

[notlocalbisaster]

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[capturetheatre]

when theatre kids hear show tunes in public

[angel-gamer-deactivated20210424]

I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.

[funnyjoke]

[are-you-even-gluten-free-bro]

do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these

and this

until I did my hair this morning and 

oh

welp

you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves

[are-you-even-gluten-free-bro]

I’m reblogging this post without all the salty, racist commentary because I’m sick of looking at it. please spread this around again in its pure form for posterity.

[hotboytev]

What’s funny is that white people thought they were hats/crowns 😂

[esiuqram]

ESIUQRAM

[robosaurusrex]

Here’s a really good post about this.

And here’s some pictures of the Afar people, who still live on the horn of Africa today.

Cool, huh?

[theoriginalblackbarbie]

Beautiful

[jasoncanty01]

People thought it was Hats and Crowns? How could they not see hair?

[ohgodshesloose]

The same reason archaeologists, upon finding a woman’s skeleton in the grave of a famous Roman gladiator, immediately wondered where the gladiator’s skeleton was: Old Straight White Man™ brand denial.

[vaspider]

Same way they denied the Really Gay Egyptian Tomb, too. It’s kind of a Thing.

This post is amazing, I’m so glad it exists. I have learned.

[lapunkrockmere-deactivated20170]

There is so much greatness in this post and all white people care about is defending why they thought the depictions are hats. White people??? Why are you like this???

[so-much-history-in-these-streets]

I’m salty as fuck that we were taught they were crowns at SCHOOL. For Christ sake.

[snorlax-con-tetas-deactivated20]

[gamegameboi]

this is the gay cat

if you reblog this you are either:

• gay

• love cats

• both

nobody will know which one

[cartoon-anime-transparents]

Amethyst and Pearl!

[bluuniverse2-blog]

we must protec this

[redsun021]

Oh you watch voltron? Name five of the show’s weakest attempts at social commentary

[aboomufasa-deactivated20191007]

The day you plant the seed is not that day you eat the fruit.

[bluuniverse2-blog]

should live by this more. am I going to? no?

[mega-angry-cloud]

no one will ever be able to convince me that peter parker is in any way, shape, form, timeline, or alternate universe 100% heterosexual.

no heterosexual man could ever wield this much power.

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

MARVEL DID THAT

[kiwheee]

OK SO

reblog if you want a doodle based off of ur url every person who reblogs this before november 10th will get one!!

[pretty-odd-potato-deactivated20]

yES

[kiwheee]

OK SO

reblog if you want a doodle based off of ur url every person who reblogs this before november 10th will get one!!

[pretty-odd-potato-deactivated20]

yES

[lookskindadeadinside]

you know how people say ‘cursed post’ ‘cursed image’ etc you know what’s a cursed vine? that fucking vine of the nickelback song edited to have him say “look at this graaaaph” and he holds a powerpoint graph up. the fucking vocal equivalent of photoshop. the fact that they use the part of the video where he’s just weirdly staring at the camera. the fact that the music keeps playing with no vocals. it’s fuckin darksided y’all

[askcosplaysenpai]

Managing to fit any awkward silence into 6 seconds is a talent unto itself