Garnet fighting with ppl who puts the milk before cereal
Plus MY WIFE ZIRCON!!!!!!!!!!! ZIRCOON!!! LOVE U!!!! đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ °ïž
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Claire Keane
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we're not kids anymore.
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shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
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Love Begins
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Garnet fighting with ppl who puts the milk before cereal
Plus MY WIFE ZIRCON!!!!!!!!!!! ZIRCOON!!! LOVE U!!!! đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ °ïž
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rose quartz
happy Thursday the 20th
Iâd have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE
black lives are more important than white feelings
I hate when Iâm looking at my phone and then someone asks me âwho got you smiling like that ;)â likeâŠâŠâŠ.relax Iâm laughing at memes
I HAVE NEVER HIT THE REBLOG BUTTON SO FAST
If men stopped workingâŠthe world would continue on.
If women stopped working, then things would get ugly.
What?
there has been an instance where this happened. it was 1975 and icelandic women decided not to work for one day. working as in cooking, cleaning, taking care of the children, doing chores and so on, not only ânot showing up to your workplaceâ. women did nothing that day, except showing up in reykjavik and protesting for gender equality, equal pay and equal representation in parliament, you know, cool stuff. you know what happened? havoc. men were left with food to cook and children they never took care of to pick up from kindergarden and entertain for the day. they went en masse to the food shops buying sausages because they could cook nothing else, they had to bond with children they never spent more than a couple hours a day with. they struggled combining their work day and the domestic tasks they had to sort out. and this just for one day. iceland in 1975 stopped working and things indeed got ugly. so ugly that women in the following decades became woke AF and soon it happened that women became president, took half of the seats in parliament and achieved one of the best living environments in the world. is your astonishment solved now?
Hereâs an article on it
Very true.
people who are like âyeah, but iâm sure the same thing would happen if men left the workforce!!!â not really tho bc look at WWII??
^
Literally what happens then is women say âOk fine weâll do that tooâ and do it.Â
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affectionÂ
this is the funniest thing i have ever read
nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it
âSome fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.â
âYou might think youâre safe, but horses are omnivoresâ
please watch the round planet on netflix itâs exactly like thatÂ
FOR PEOPLE TRYING TO WATCH THE MANDALORIAN VIA PIRATING
SERIOUSLY READ THISÂ
disney is heavily monitoring pirating, probably partially cause theyâre just disney and cause the show is so new
people have been getting notices from their isps that they have infringed copyright by illegally streaming or downloading content without permission from the owner. they had the file name and date and time and everything of the downloads.Â
i BEG you to BE FUCKING CAREFUL. use tor, use onion browser, use a FUCKING VPN but BE AWARE THAT THIS IS HAPPENING.Â
im not going to tell you to stop, because. you can glean from this post how i know this is happening, but i do urge you to password share when you can because itâs infinitely safer and also a way to protest against disney for their greed.Â
BE AWARE. PLEASE STAY SAFE. AND REBLOG THIS FUCKING POST TO LET OTHER PEOPLE KNOW.
Bruce Wayne is so dumb. Billionaire playboy bachelor is such a stupid cover when stressed single parent is not only the truth but also easier to explain to all these rich folks.
All this weird in depth knowledge? Had to help with school presentations
Tired? Sleepy? Looks a bit sick? Huh yeah the youngst has the flu right now
Literally always has âmy child is sick/home aloneâ as an excuse to not be anywhere and leave suddenly
No need to flirt with people
Can talk about children for hours and bore people away from paying attention
âSo my childâs first languge is actually X so of course I had to learn itâ
âOh yeah, I was in Spain last week. Lovely country.â
âReally??? Didnât see any pictures from you.â
âI donât want my children exposed to the media stormâ
Buying weird stuff!!!!
âOh yeah, Jasonâs super into DIY right now, weâre at the hardware store every week basicallyâ
Bottom line Single Dad is the bet cover he could have had and DC has to ruin it
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@fialleril
Busted ribs?
Yeah, my second child jumped into my bed this morning. Feet first.
Black eye?
That would be the milk my oldest spilled on the floor which he forgot to clean up before I slipped on it and went head first into my wool carved cabinets.
You just disabled this bomb???
Yeah, my third kid build a working model and we didnât have time to call the bomb squad so I made sure if he does something like that again, I know how to deal with it.
Your vast knowledge of rockets and space ships??Â
Also my third child. Timmyâs so smart, honestly, I have no idea where he gets all this stuff.
Why are you able to understand that strange magic person whoâs only speaking in Old English?
Jason went through a phase.
Why is your youngest carrying swords around and shouting death threats?
I slept with a rich, Middle Eastern kingâs daughter and I didnât get custody until he was 10. Damian was raised veryâŠtraditionally.
You backflip??
Dickâs a circus acrobat and an Olympic class gymnast. He looked so happy when he said he could teach me, I didnât have the heart to tell him no.
You have huge dark circles under your eyes, you okay?
I havenât slept in three days, the kids are all down with some kind of sickness.
Why is that small child covered with bruises and why is his arm in a cast?
Dick thought it would be fun to swing from the chandelier in the main entrance, to the top of the banister of the stairs and to slide down to the bottom.
He missed.
Okay but consider: a Bruce Wayne who uses the dumb bachelor cover up until Dickâs first science project living with him and Bruce has the light bulb moment while Alfred is treating the burns
Given that his daughterâs biological father VERY publicly framed him for murder, he could also use it as an excuse for being good in a fight:Â âI learned it in prisonâ
yaâll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???
oh whoops, did we forget to tell you? thereâs a quote in The Good Neighbor where Mr. Rogers talked about being attracted to both men and women
FRED ROGERS I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE
WOOOO
FUCK YES
so women are supposed to grin and bear the books, the comics, the movies, the plays, the tv shows, the stories, the sci-fi, the translated ancient poems, the fucking millennia of men writing about their self inserts torturing women and it being declared as High Art by other men, weâre supposed to read it in our free time, study it in classrooms, include their styles in our own writing, accept their cultural influence as natural, watch it in the cinema, write about it, talk about it, accept it, aspire it, but men canât tolerate three seconds of female wish fulfilment of a woman snapping the wrist of a creep without feeling personally kicked in the balls.
This reminds me of something I observed in college while I was doing my honors thesis on women in modern horror films. I watched a LOT of horror during that time as part of my research, and sometimes that was done with my family around.
And my dad and brothers? Were deeply disturbed by the movie Jenniferâs Body. I was flabbergasted. Itâs not scary! Itâs not even that gory. But they were horrified by it. These men who grew up on 70s slashers were legitimately shook by 90 minutes of Megan Fox eating a few teenage boys, mostly off-screen.
Similarly, my all-male reading panel for my thesis? Were so disturbed by my synopsis of the film Teeth that they couldnât even talk about it. One of them said he couldnât look at his wife for a week after reading it.
Again, grown-ass men who study and teach media for a living. Who definitely watch and enjoy horror movies. One of whom was a huge Tarantino buff. We watched and read worse in his intro to mass media class! But one movie about a girl whose vag could bite was enough to haunt him.
Then of course you have things like the Gone Girl backlashâmen yelling that Amy Dunne is evil and women clamoring to assure everyone that they know she is not someone to emulateâthe backlash against Carol Danvers, and, more recently, the griping from MRAs against the upcoming film Hustlers, which is about strippers scamming their Wall Street clients.
My conclusion? Most menâat least most straight, cisgender men, who are both my sample population and most of the ones whining that Carol is a âvillainââare perfectly fine with, and desensitized to, media where men do violence to women (horror movies), or men do violence to men (horror and action movies). Theyâre even sort of fine when women do violence to women (âooooo cat fight!â).
But they get intensely uncomfortable when women are depicted doing any kind of violence to men, especially in films that tilt the balance of power to the other side of the m/f gender binary beyond a single moment or scene.
So woman as flesh-eating monster with men as her preferred cuisine? Woman who responds to unwanted sexual contact by biting it off? Woman who frames her cheating husband for murder? Woman whose response to harassmentâbehavior that many of the loudest whiners know is both creepy and reflective of their own thoughts/actionsâis to break something?
Too scary. Unacceptable. Disturbing. These men hate being presented with the idea, even in fiction, that their position of power is socially constructed, that it could easily be flipped the other way. It terrifies them.
In feeling that terror, they experience a tiny modicum of what living, existing, moving, being perceived as a woman in the world is like.
And they flinch every time.
Here have a newspaper comic from 1993
- Jake, I cannot believe youâre gonna lose Nanaâs apartment. We grew up together. We used to hang out there every day after school.
#this is how you actually SHOW the fact they grew up together  #and it feels aUTHENTIC
bonus because people donât mention enough that Andy and Chelsea have known each other since they were kids