[mauvemails]

straight friend groups be like: *jock* *nerd* *blonde* *brunette* *kyle*

gay friend groups be like: *Chosen One* *his ex that just wants to be happy* *smart & talented girl* *aggressively dramatic vampire*

[tbasiltongrimm-p]

[pretendtobepure]

i love carry on and baz and simon and penny and agatha and ebb but let's not forget about cath and levi and reagan and wren and dad - the real ogs

[lucifersbrain]

Carry On by Rainbow Rowell is the actual literary version of what y’all have convinced yourselves that Harry Potter is. The Mage is clearly a parallel of Professor Dumbledore who, despite everyone believing that he was good and caring towards a young boy who saw him as a saviour, was actually conditioning him to sacrifice himself for love of them. Other parallels include Ebb and Hagrid, Penelope and Hermione, Snowbaz (Simon and Baz) and Drarry (Draco and Harry) and Professors Bunce and McGonagall, as well as aspects of the plot. In this essay I will

[terriandrre]

i’m all for the “penny and baz is exasperated at simon” cliche, but what about the “penny and baz are fucking nerd buddies and have managed to fill the entire flat with books and simon didn’t care until one time he flopped on to the bed and got a gut full of hardbound books and instead of being worried about him, baz is first concerned with his precious books” trope

[charleswatford]

I am wholeheartedly here for this

[watfordwallflower]

simon, having just bruised his backside: what about me???

baz, stroking his baby books’ spines: WHAT ABOUT YOU?! YOUVE DENTED A CORNER!! JESUS SIMON, BE CAREFUL FOR CHRISTS SAKE, THESE ARE COLLECTORS EDITIONS!!

[y4nfae]

this is 100% canon. this thread is so valid. penny/baz friendship is what gets me outta bed everyday

[terriandrre]

it’s not even like smart books? our highschool valedictorian alternates between reading political books by classical authorz and stupidass cheeky classics that are worse than twilight and fifty shades of grey. so simon often comes accross penny and baz reading books titled “my husband’s lover” and “the bad boy is a heartbreaker” and he just goes “???” “these are the two smartest people at watford???”

[watfordwallflower]

hi im back and baz and penny swapping eROTICAS??? THATS THE GOOD SHIT, THATS REAL FRIENDSHIP RIGHT THERE SIR, THATS HOW YOU KNOW YOUVE FOUND A REAL FRIEND JEEZZZZZ

[bnuces]

and right next to “the bad boy is a heartbreaker” THERE’LL BE LIKE TOLSTOY OR SOMETHING

[y4nfae]

penny watching simon and baz suddenly being affectionate, instead of beating each other the fuck up like usual:

[bnuces]

also works for simon watching penny and baz bond over marriage rites

[bnuces]

baz, meeting dev and niall after being kidnapped by numpties:

[ravenpuff25]

Baz: Simon Snow. That’s a funny name. Are you American?

Simon: actually no I’m

[bnuces]

I LAUGHED SO HARD

[memories]

I heard @sapphicbunce wrote an eight verse song about #black and white theme ?????

[bnuces]

@sapphicbunce can we hear it

[memories]

Ew, @sapphicbunce, no.

Warmest regards,

The Tumbeasts

[bnuces]

what is going on what are these

[y4nfae]

agatha watching baz and simon fight on the daily and staying unbothered bc she knows that theyre both fuckin idiots:

[bnuces]

minor change: they’re both fucking, idiots *

[phantasymist]

people complaining abt the wayward son plot seeming too “fanfictionish” are unreal to me.

you know the first book is literally fanfiction of fanfiction that cath wrote in fangirl? and that she was writing fanfic about a world thats essentially fanfic of harry potter?? they realize this, right?? right???????

[bnuces]

also fan fiction is not. this terrible thing like yes there are many badly written fanfics but there are also ones that are better than the books themselves

[littlegermanboy]

in wayward son simon penny and baz rent a car and get lost in the west…. it’s mentioned pretty early on in carry on how simon gets carsick… this is gonna be a fun book i know it

[simons-scones]

i know im right and i will not hear otherwise

[simonsaysjeans]

im glad dev and niall is in this

[somesortofbandreference]

absolutely CANNOT wait for baz to be The Worried Boyfriend™

[fiddler-unroofed]

Reasons Rainbow Rowell should actually publish Wayward Son on September 23rd and not 24th:

it’s one day earlier than the 24th

it’s my birthday

it’s national bisexuality day

it’s national bisexuality day

it’s national bisexuality day

uh

please

[watfordwallflower]

LOOK AT THEM THEN LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THAT WAYWARD SON WONT BE ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT, LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND LIE TO ME

[bazypitchandsimonsnow]

Mark your calendars, Carry On fandom, Friday is the holy day!