the chesapeake bane

black / usamerican / any pronouns

[reservoirgays]

friend: can you not turn corners so fast while you’re driving? you’re giving me whiplash

me: *speaking under my breath* 2014, directed by Damien Chazelle, starring Miles Teller and

friend: what? what the fuck?

me: what? hmm? I didn’t say anything

[princess-of-phyresis]

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

[spidersinmysoup]

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

[aqueerkettleofish]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Tchaikovsky at the cannon store:

[titleleaf]

In this house we believe

SATOR

AREPO

TENET

OPERA

ROTAS

[mooned-knights]

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

[hbmmaster]

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

[hbmmaster]

the word cutes is autological

[itsyourproblem]

Is There Any Way To Commit Suicide Without Actually Like Dying Forever Like Any way To just like Make a point

[cheddar-baby]

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

[txttletale]

really enjoying calling chatgpt a 'magic 8ball' because while far from a perfect analogy i feel like it is a very good deflationary weapon against both hype and antihype that helps bring things into perspective by detaching the actual thign from the cultural object it's attached to. "this magic 8ball is going to become sentient" i dont think thats true. "if you talk to a magic 8ball it will kill your soul" that one doesnt sound true also to be honest

[sexhaver]

ai virginity

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[tennesseewillams]

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS

[mauvemails]

my dark vanessa really is that good

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[mbysomeday]

mulholland drive (2001)

[chateauofmymind]

[lesbian trying to explain the erotic element of the fixation on their chosen guy] he lacks something fundamental, as a person, and i like that. i like his lack. and i think someone should fuck it