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u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc theyāre the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapsesā¦we know this site isnt going anywhereā¦.the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbageā¦..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach
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This photo means a lot to me. And Iāll tell you why.Ā
Natalie Portman, as we know, was shut out of Marvel. She chose not to sign any new contract not just because of the way her character was treated (though there is that) but because Thor: The Dark World was slated to be the first Marvel movie directed by a woman, her friend (and eventual Wonder Woman director) Patty Jenkins. Portman hadnāt planned on being in The Dark World, but lept at the chance to be a part of feminist history and to be directed in what would have beenJenkinās first film since her 2003 Oscar-winningĀ Monster. Portman signed a new contract with Marvel. They fired Jenkins soon after. Portman was crushed because she essentially had been duped into a contract for a film that would keep her away from her young son and force her back into a one-dimensional role under yet another male director. And we all remember how awful that movie was.Ā
When it came time for the third Thor movie, they tried to get Portman under contract again. And she said no. Marvel decided to spin the story to make it seem like it was all their idea. At first, they went for the lame and nonsensical:Ā
When Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige was asked about why she wouldnāt be in the third film, and said there were āmany reasons, many of which are in the film, so you will see thatā continuing with āThere are only a couple of scenes on Earth in this movie. The majority, 95 percent of the movie, takes place in the cosmos.ā (x)
Seeing as The Dark World also took place in space, this answer didnāt have a lot of credibility. When Portman said she was ādoneā with the Marvel Universe, Feige got vicious in interviews, telling reporters that Valkyrie was in Ragnorak to be better than Jane Foster and a better match for Thor.Ā
āWe wanted Thor to encounter somebody that was near his equal and that his relationship with Jane may have evolved in unexpected ways in between The Dark World and Ragnarok, and we wanted to pit him against a character who was much more his equal and in many ways his superior.ā (x)
Feige implies that A) Valkyrie was in Ragnorak to be a romantic interest for Thor, B) Valkyrie is better and more powerful than Jane Foster, and C) Jane Foster was always Thorās inferior.Ā
Whatās ridiculous is that Ragnorak had a āsorry Jane dumped youā throwaway line to explain Portmanās absence. And instead of saying that Jane and Thor broke up in interviews, a line that does not spoil literally anything about the film,Ā Feige chose to attack Janeās strength and capability, which would have been a very special dig at Portman.Ā
Do you want to know what none of this sounds like? Taika Waititiās opinion. Waititi is a master storyteller who does not sacrifice his feminist views for laughs. You can bet that Feigeās ridiculous slams on Portman and her character Janeā disguised asĀ āpromotionā for WAITITIāS FILMā would have troubled him immensely. This is a man with aĀ MÄori father, who had to use his motherās maiden nameā Cohenā for earlier work because an indigenous last name kept him away from opportunity. This man does NOT fuck around with entertainment that gets its power off of sexism and inequality. He knows from experience just how infuriating it is when it comes to directors missing out on opportunities because they arenāt a white man.Ā
So how does he fix this? How does he fix the idea that Jane Foster canāt go to space, or that sheās not powerful enough for Thor, the god of thunder?Ā
He makes her Thor.Ā
Waititi saw Portman / Jane Fosterās name dragged through the mud by Kevin Feige in order to promote his movie, and when he got hired to direct again, he decided to right those wrongs. This picture means everything. He is on his knee, handing her Thorās hammer, essentially saying, you will never have to go through that shit with me. With me, youāre a god. And the expression on her face, after Marvel attempted to break her, doesnāt need words.Ā
What a photo. What a film. What a man.Ā
Wiatiti And Portman are also BOTH jewish! Jews lifting up Jews!
i have rarely seen such an egregious instance of ādamsel in distressā than Dark World. most of that movie she wasnāt just constantly needing saving, she was unconscious
there was a large chunk of that movie where the woman suppose to end up AS Thor was literally a female shaped object for Thor and co to carry around like she was their Home Ec egg-baby.
she signed on because she thought the movie would be directed by a womanā¦.and ended up one of the worst examples of ādamsel in distressā ive ever seen. like, even the women tied to train tracks weāre fucking emoting. the only other two women were 1-killed or 2-ā¦wait where is Sif?
and then in come Takia like āpick a Zeppelin song and grab a hammerā
Jane Foster deserves this. Portman deserves this. and we fuckin deserve this
Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago
Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago
oh my god.
This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror
not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny
governor of the colony: hey Iām gonna go back to england to get more supplies
115 colonists: okay
governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit
governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone
governer: sees the word ācroatoanā, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post
croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin
everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke
racism is a hell of a drug
governor: I canāt believe my colony died
roanoke folks: actually these really nice people took us in? we left you a note about that? so please stop telling everyone weāre dead?
governor: Sometimes I Can Still Hear Their Voices
Some of those suspiciously mixed-looking Croatoan tribes-people were even still using the surnames of the Roanoke colonists! The degree to whichĀ āThe Mystery of Roanokeā is NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY MYSTERIOUS is fucking ridiculous! As an out-and-proud history fucker, I cannot tell you how mad I was when I decided to look into this ~super tantalising mystery~ only to find that itās so dumb. Itās so dumb, guys.
i was looking through medieval drawings of demons the other day and i found the demons that make you gayĀ Ā
this is what an ally looks like
theyāre officiating their weddings
he thinks he can wear his little paisley ascot ass scarf with his hair pulled back tucked in a little pony bun AND the glitter heart sticker on the guitar. and Heās right
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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldnāt see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like āuh...hi?ā And she said āI made you, do you know that?ā And I nodded and she was like āI hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please donāt break my heartā. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Meanā¢ļø????
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Iāve been listening to a lot of musicals lately so hereās some Ghost Quartet bears!
been thinking a lot about ghost quartet recently
[ID: Six drawings with a quote from Ghost Quartet, āHow may people has Rose been?ā divided amongst them. The drawings are all of Rose, a red-haired woman, though she looks slightly different in each one. None of them show her eyes until the sixth drawing. From left to right and top to bottom: (1) Rose has beige skin and chin-length scarlet hair, and holds a dagger behind her back. (2) Rose has deathly pale skin and long crimson hair, and keels over with blood on the front of her nightgown. (3) Rose has tan skin and long maroon hair caught by the wind. (4) Rose has medium-brown skin, deep red hair, gold jewelry, and a headscarf, and she smiles. (5) Rose has beige skin, shoulder-length red-orange hair, a trench coat, and a camera. (6) Rose is drawn in black on a black background, with chin-length ginger hair, white eyes and mouth, and tears like stars that spread down her face and chest. /end ID]
rewatched the original Cats with some friends after seeing the new trailer and i really wanted to redraw them!! mistoffelees is still my super favoritee
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