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he was so real

what if tumblr took a leaf out of youtubes book and sent people golden shoelaces after hitting a milestone. they don’t tell you what the milestone is

comediakaidanovsky

the absolute horror of staff reaching out to me through DMs going “what’s your address” with no further context. incredible. do it

commonbard

exhibited mental illness in the spotify wrapped playlist

witdiseased

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

were--ralph

we as a society peaked when tiramisu was invented and we'll never hit that high again

bubblewrap-joints

sometimes I forget that tumblr is an actual legitimate company with a bunch of employees and not like ten slightly inebriated people huddled over a pc at 1 am in a basement discussing how many ways they can say fuck you to twitter

cyle

what if it's both

sweatermuppet

[already so afraid] let me add caffeine to this, actually

bloodshotgun

"average person destroys 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person destroys 0 books per year. Book Burner Gerry, who comes to your door & burns over 5,000 each day, AND Book Eater Graham, who lives across the street & eats over 5,000 each day, are both outliers adn should not have been counted

danielkanhai

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.”

sheriffsunshine

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

fairycosmos

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary

bethhiraeth-deactivated20250818

I have three modes of reading

Dont read

Read a 500 page book in a day

Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion

dsmuls-deactivated20260112

True

lavenderbirds

ok u know what. golden hour is great and all, but u know what time of day is super underappreciated??? BLUE hour

that time of day right after the sun sets or right before it rises…. *chef kiss* love that

funnytwittertweets

maaaxx

@ssreeder

a-witch-in-endor

A Zuko amnesia fic idea (that I would like someone else to write):

We've come across Zuko getting amnesia in early canon... But what about late canon?

Zuko has defected to side with the Gaang, but [insert plot here] happens and he is factory reset to early canon. Except he doesn't tell anyone something is wrong, because he immediately concludes that he is playing a long con with the Gaang and getting close to the Avatar...

a-witch-in-endor

I am wheezing. Established Zukka is a genius move.

But also - hear me out here - there isn’t established Zukka, but for some reason Zuko assumes there is, and accidentally establishes the Zukka himself--

totodiletears

Suggested reason: Toph, who would notice something was up and probably quickly figure out exactly what that something is, decided to use the opportunity to mess with Zuko and heavily implied he and Sokka were a thing. She knows she should probably tell Katara at some point so she can try to heal his memory, but that can wait until after Toph has had her fill of entertainment.

It went better than she could have possibly imagined.

(At the wedding in a few years she's going to be taking all the credit.)