happy big & still a pervert

he/him, 23. pfp by my bestie @marmuruah! sideblog for all of my interests. follows from @bloodshotgun-main. tag for my own stuff is #daneil made. tag for silly textposts is #daneil.txt

[bloodshotgun]

oh greg taskmaster davies the absolute aro icon that you are

[tangerinepeeel]

Sorry Erid, sorry Earth.

(vaguely inspired by average cat behaviour)

[badassdemonsword]

Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it

[chicknparm]

Futures

Made of

Ethical romantasy

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I tried to find the list and they nuked it lmaooooo

[roboticrodent]

i liked this scene, so i made it pixels

[snapdraqons]

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

[homunculus-argument]

Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:

Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.

How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.

I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.

I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.

You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.

Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.

[mikkeneko]

[fiercelydreamed]

9. The only thing that will help with my current stress is your belly. It is my purest comfort in the world. What do you mean you don't want me touching it right now.

[entrailer]

grace pleading to have thunderstorms added to the weather system in the biodome like pleaseeee. i need this. i need this one little thing. and every eridian going past the biodome just starts hearing the wind going crazy, heavy rain, the occasional big ominous booms, and grace is just safe cozy in his home curled around rocky like Ouahhhhh. this is the stuff :]

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I don't think people who come from wattpad after the purge and now want ao3 to have its own official app understand that one of the main reasons behind the recent wattpad purge that drove them to ao3 was due to pressure from appstore demanding wattpad to be more strict and follow appstore's policy. wattpad complied in order for its app to be able to remain on appstore. thus the wattpad purge.

ao3 doesn't have an app because for it to have an app, appstore will have to approve it first. and if, hypothetically, ao3 needs appstore to approve it, it will also have to abide by appstore's pro-censorship stance and start banning dark and taboo fics, which is against its own core principle of being completely against censorship.

ao3 doesn't need an app. it works more than fine without an app. the reason ao3 can allow dark and taboo fics, the reason it can allow the most disgusting and shockingly vile fics, and be completely against censorship is because it doesn't need appstore's approval. it stands on its own as a non-profit organization with functioning site and a team of lawyers protecting its platform, its users, and every single fanwork on its platform.

everybody say thank you ao3

here's the list of things you need to know about ao3 if you're new to the platform

[daysleftofsecondterm]

AO3 does not, will not, has NEVER had an app. If you think that you found “the ao3 app,” that’s not the ao3 app

[aphractal2]

old deer coincidental framing concepts

[funny-tik-toks]

[theriu]

THEIR REACTIONS ARE SO GREAT THIS IS THE BEST PRANK

[showing0resultsforsanity]

"what did you think you were here for?"

[sharkfiinn]

head in the clouds

[karvina]

[evilqueerwizardassociation]

Misionero Comido Por Tigre, 1907, Noé León

[olderthannetfic]

An extremely exhaustive and representative poll of all of tumblr ever

Okay, cryptkeepers, let's do a super well-planned demographic survey.

How decrepit are you?

A puling infant - <20

Advertiser's wet dream - 20s

Still got it - 30s

How dare you not be embarrassed to exist - 40s

Basically dead - 50s

Sounds fake, but okay - 60s

BOW BEFORE THE LICH QUEEN, PUNY MORTALS - 70 and up

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[catcrumb]

[churieq]

Llewelyn Young