Bob_the_bob

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[pocketaimee]

I love your mortarion so much!! I can't stop going back to look at the comic that he's in..

Giving him a lil kiss

Thanks! I love him so much, the silly stinky boy.

[warhammersnippets]

He drew closer to Morarg, towering over him, shedding new and fouler stenches with every movement. ‘I am become what I hated. I am become without end, without beginning. I am become unnatural. I cannot cross His boundary. I offend against His sense of… hygiene.’

The next word came to Morarg’s lips too easily, as if summoned by a spell. ‘Daemon.’

‘It brings gifts with it,’ Mortarion agreed. ‘I see where His mind walks, now. I see His nature, burning like a flame in the void. I even understand some of the things He did.’ A hoarse laugh. ‘Too late, now, of course.’

‘And yet… is it?’ Morarg’s voice was edged with desperation. ‘You could take us back, could you not? If you willed it?’

The primarch didn’t seem to hear the question. Or perhaps it did not deserve an answer.

‘I spent my life looking for the ends of things,’ he said, softly, speaking to himself. ‘I wished for an end to suffering. I wished for an end to the desires that plagued me. Then I wished for an end to this rotten empire, and thought that was my last challenge. Whenever I got what I wished for, I saw another end ahead of me, something else to accomplish. But then, on Calas’ damned ship, I made the final choice, and erased the very idea. There is the paradox – I spoke the word, and from that moment, I had always done it. I had always been like this. I have memories from a time before I was born. I have memories from events that have yet to take place. I see the world of the senses like a rumpled cloak spread out before me, and I struggle to hold on to its hem.’

And then Morarg understood. There was no going back. It was not just impossible – it made no sense now. There was no back. From: Terminus, Chris Wraight (in blood of the emperor)

[gotham-at-nightfall]

The Primarchs

Lion El'Johnson, Primarch of the Dark Angels

Fulgrim, Primarch of the Emperor's Children

Perturabo, Primarch of the Iron Warriors

Jaghatai Khan, Primarch of the White Scars

Leman Russ, Primarch of the Space Wolves

Rogal Dorn, Primarch of the Imperial Fists

Konrad Curze, Primarch of the Night Lords

Sanguinius, Primarch of the Blood Angels

Ferrus Manus, Primarch of the Iron Hands

Angron, Primarch of the World Eaters

Roboute Guilliman, Primarch of the Ultramarines

Mortarion, Primarch of the Death Guard

Magnus the Red, Primarch of the Thousand Sons

Horus Lupercal, Primarch of the Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus

Lorgar Aurelian, Primarch of the Word Bearers

Vulkan, Primarch of the Salamanders

Corvus Corax, Primarch of the Raven Guard

Alpharius/Omegon, Primarch of the Alpha Legion

By Israel Ilona

[caridescent]

little moss & oatchi

[angiestown]

birthday cake for my sister + bulborb cake pops

[betelgzart]

I've been made aware of the constant suffering of Blue Pikmin... 🌀🥀

(screenshot compilation by Rustaxer - Reddit)

[decy-press]

OLIMAR: today i discovered a new species. i've named it the Smimbletoothed Frondler, for the leafy appendages it uses to snatch up pikmin. it's scary, but I can't help but be fascinated by this planet's strange ecology

OLIMAR'S BOSS: the yakuza are comibg to break my kneecaps

[queueniform]

[reliquiedamour]

this series is a spectrum

[summerf0x]

Pikmin from the Pikmin’s pov is incredibly funny. Imagine you’re in a small group of people in the woods and you’re on the verge of starvation when all of a sudden Bigfoot comes out of the trees and gives you food in exchange for helping him collect some giant scrap in the woods. He can speak a couple of words like “follow me” and “get that”, but otherwise he’s incomprehensible and his main way of keeping you safe from predators is either by throwing you at them or beating the shit out of them with his bare hands. It’s a really weird situation for all of you but hey you’re getting fed and at least it’ll make for a really entertaining story if anyone believes you. You help Bigfoot rebuild his giant house that can fly, and once you’ve gotten all of his pieces he waves goodbye and leaves in said giant house. You assume he’s gone forever, and move on with your life with fond memories of your brief time under Bigfoot’s leadership. A couple days later, he comes back. You know who’s with him? Another Bigfoot. I’d lose my mind.

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

how talented!

[trucyisright]

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

[eightfoldkey]

I officially declare that this is the my best (and my favorite) work of all time, firstly because it has Lorgar, and secondly because. At first, there was just going to be a chibi Lorgar preaching at the pulpit, but I couldn't draw the pulpit, so I drew the other Primarchs instead.

[congyunguo]

[soosmain]

TYPHUS, YOU FOOL!!!!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!

Or somethin like that

Version without the hood

Tried to give my version of mort a little refresh-

[okra----3]

巴巴鲁斯的农夫与虫🐛

是约稿

[soosmain]

Miscs...E flavored.

These last three are part of my Agenda: back in Molech when he stole from the chaos gods, i like to think that getting the attention of the prince of pleasure itself demanded more than a simple trick, a preliminary offering, so to speak. (They absolutely wrecked him)

And bonus: seven years for this