Yarpo

20 》 boop

[dangeroustoast-blog]

Magnetic ball in magnetic putty

[meshugenist]

me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night

[maditox]

thats the kind of thing i would love to just have in a little jar on my shelf so that when people came over they would be really unnerved by the mysterious shifting blob i have in a flask and i would refuse to acknowledge its existence

[fibfoolingart]

a visitor on the biodome!!

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[crabussy]

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

[jeffcross5000]

[jenjen4280]

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

[bobyaross]

It actually IS necessary to burst out into dance whenever you listen to music on your headphones in public, by the way.

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[virtualgirladvance]

Realised strange nerd is an anagram of transgender and my life suddenly got better

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[emptyjunior]

This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep

[finalpam8000]

Here’s how the creator confirmed they were Nonbinary, which might just be the best way to confirm any character as Nonbinary.

[slutwater]

[fairycosmos]

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[hawkpartys]

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around