Superlatively Stupid

Howdy, I'm Michelle. Welcome to my pride and joy; my shitty blog. FKA claude-depussy

[make--it--gayer]

[zek-plus]

95 hours per week

[honeyimagined-deactivated202303]

A fucking queen

[misandry-mermaid]

These are the people that conservatives and classists say don’t deserve to earn more than a minimum hourly wage.

[fuckthisblogshit]

Jesus

[babylonsagent]

I see her every morning at Zarro’s bakery in Grand Central, she is the nicest lady ever.

[curiousdaisyyy-deactivated20151]

this deserves so much more notes

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

So she’s a boss at the bakery but she has to have three jobs anyway what the fuck

[cultureunseen]

[illagility-blog]

Why does the Mike one look so official

[clarknokent]

Because he wore shit like that on the regular

[gorillateaparty]

I need these prints on my wall.

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[fionagoddess]

[dykemd]

same energy

[256gb]

accidentally clicked on r/frugal and this is the top post and i’m losing my mind

[256gb]

accidentally clicked on r/frugal and this is the top post and i’m losing my mind

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[pettydavis]

being on here 5 years does not make you heauxes a tumblr ancient. im sorry but you have to have been here when ppl still said “creys” and “what is air” and you actually remember this cursed imaged

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

incredible

[amethystterror]

[tastefullyoffensive]

LabraThor. (via TrePic__)

[socialistexan]

[jimothyshalpert-deactivated2017]

#a masterpiece

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

me: *searches for a post i know for a fact is on my blog*

tumblr: “sowwy, we didn’t find anyfing wike that :(((((”

me:

[cringeassremakingnaenaebaby-dea]

they’re getting rid of custom themes????

[cringeassremakingnaenaebaby-dea]

y’all deadass?

[kiophen]

uh oh!

uh oh!