BOFFIN1710

ALL THE NILLS IN THE BINARY CODE, AND THE SUBTLE CURVE OF A COMPLICATED FUNCTION GRAPHIC. IN THE ERRORS OF A SIMPLE C++ PROGRAM. A FORMAT GLITCH IN AN HTML. A BLANK DOT THAT REFUSES TO BE TRIANGULATED, AND IN THE DROPS OF EARL GREY THAT SPILL FROM THE CUP IN AN UNEVEN PATTERN ON A STACK OF PAPERS.

[ksansart]

One of my art prompts for the @00qreversebang !

@themuller13 chose this prompt and wrote an amazing story to it! Go read it!

All according to plan

Summary: Q finds a new pub.

Gen, James Bond & Q

[sibmakesart]

[hayden-thefuck-whywouldyoudothis]

daniel craig would have made more james bond movies if bond was actively having crazy gay sex with ben wishaw's q i swear it and you know it

[mi6-cafe]

It’s almost time to sign up for 007 Fest!

What is 007 Fest?

007 Fest is an annual month-long celebration in July of all things Bond!

The primary goals of 007 Fest is to create anything and everything relating to James Bond and to celebrate the fandom community. We will have prompts, activities, and hangouts in Discord to chill with other members of the fandom from around the world. 

This year, the storyline we are following is the MI6 leadership’s attempt to run some internal team bonding activities in a four-week event they are calling The A.N.E.M.O.N.E. Games. Each week will feature a different theme—Respect, Creativity, Courage, and Integrity—and have activities planned by different MI6 branches. With so many irons in the fire, the chances of it going smoothly are minimal. 

This is where you all come in! As various members of the MI6 staff or even outside consultants, you’re being roped into helping plan and execute activities, and prove that MI6 does actually have some sense of teamwork despite the usual chaos.

Each week in July, we will ask you to set personal goals for yourself. The overall goal completion rate in the Fest participant population will determine how well The A.N.E.M.O.N.E. Games go in the story. A little chaos isn’t awful, but by helping each other complete goals by the end of the month, M might be convinced that everyone deserves a raise.

For more info on 007 Fest, check out our collection of wordpress pages, but be aware that some of the pages are still 2025-specific.

I don’t write or art! Can I still participate?

Absolutely! If you want, you can only make social goals—hosting or joining watch parties or Discord chats, for example. 

We also have fun immersive goals/scavenger hunt activities that don’t involve writing or arting.

And if you want to make a “hold my beer” level of goal, we also offer prompt tables and other challenges!

You can also participate without goals during certain weeks or the whole month if you want! 007 Fest is as chill or as high-key as you want to make it.

How can I sign up?

Sign-ups will be open June 1st through June 15th! Just fill out the form and we’ll contact you around June 18th with more information. If you’d like to sign up after the 18th, you can, it will just take the mods a little longer to get you plugged in.

What’s new this year?

If you are returning to Fest, check out the updates here: https://mi6cafe.wordpress.com/007-fest/whats-new-for-fest/

We look forward to celebrating this community with you in July! :D

[mi6-cafe]

It’s almost time to sign up for 007 Fest!

What is 007 Fest?

007 Fest is an annual month-long celebration in July of all things Bond!

The primary goals of 007 Fest is to create anything and everything relating to James Bond and to celebrate the fandom community. We will have prompts, activities, and hangouts in Discord to chill with other members of the fandom from around the world. 

This year, the storyline we are following is the MI6 leadership’s attempt to run some internal team bonding activities in a four-week event they are calling The A.N.E.M.O.N.E. Games. Each week will feature a different theme—Respect, Creativity, Courage, and Integrity—and have activities planned by different MI6 branches. With so many irons in the fire, the chances of it going smoothly are minimal. 

This is where you all come in! As various members of the MI6 staff or even outside consultants, you’re being roped into helping plan and execute activities, and prove that MI6 does actually have some sense of teamwork despite the usual chaos.

Each week in July, we will ask you to set personal goals for yourself. The overall goal completion rate in the Fest participant population will determine how well The A.N.E.M.O.N.E. Games go in the story. A little chaos isn’t awful, but by helping each other complete goals by the end of the month, M might be convinced that everyone deserves a raise.

For more info on 007 Fest, check out our collection of wordpress pages, but be aware that some of the pages are still 2025-specific.

I don’t write or art! Can I still participate?

Absolutely! If you want, you can only make social goals—hosting or joining watch parties or Discord chats, for example. 

We also have fun immersive goals/scavenger hunt activities that don’t involve writing or arting.

And if you want to make a “hold my beer” level of goal, we also offer prompt tables and other challenges!

You can also participate without goals during certain weeks or the whole month if you want! 007 Fest is as chill or as high-key as you want to make it.

How can I sign up?

Sign-ups will be open June 1st through June 15th! Just fill out the form and we’ll contact you around June 18th with more information. If you’d like to sign up after the 18th, you can, it will just take the mods a little longer to get you plugged in.

What’s new this year?

If you are returning to Fest, check out the updates here: https://mi6cafe.wordpress.com/007-fest/whats-new-for-fest/

We look forward to celebrating this community with you in July! :D

[kitten-kin]

[ilike-black-big-cocks-deactivat]

Q have a cat named James.

And he accidentally exposed the cat’s name in front of Bond.

[catbellybuttons]

insp by this post (ty @00qdrabbles and @thirdsonofeve) ref below cut

[tissueoflies]

James Bond - Spectre (2015)

[thirdsonofeve]

The dividing glass walls of Q's office are adaptable one-way mirrors, to allow him to work on things above some of Q-branch's junior employees' clearance level without needing to do it in some damp windowless basement. He also uses it when Bond comes around to pick up new gadgets because Bond is always determined to cause a scene and frankly, it's embarrassing. But, jokes on him, now everyone assumes they're fucking.

[yerevasunclair]

[cicerfics]

Bond would love if if Q had work-from-home days.

He would love being cozy in bed listening to Q do work calls (Q also in bed in his PJs) on his headset while Bond is snuggled up against Q's hip and napping.

And also eavesdropping on Q's calls.

Listening to Q swear under his breath while he scrolls through budget spreadsheets.

Listening to Q use his Work Voice to crisply talk about Business Things with his team while Bond is so comfy cozy with his head on Q's lap.

Bond would enjoy that. Send post.

[thirdsonofeve]

The dividing glass walls of Q's office are adaptable one-way mirrors, to allow him to work on things above some of Q-branch's junior employees' clearance level without needing to do it in some damp windowless basement. He also uses it when Bond comes around to pick up new gadgets because Bond is always determined to cause a scene and frankly, it's embarrassing. But, jokes on him, now everyone assumes they're fucking.

[qwertychic]

poorly made edit, i just needed to realize my idea

[tales-of-whales]

For WipWednesday @mi6-cafe

The sequel to House rules is in the making!

Q researches a certain subject. At least M-rated:

Q lasted precisely two hours after James was out of his door. His twitchy, neurotic brain decided to turn research into a full-scale intelligence operation. It was sensible, of course. No harm in being thorough. Q settled at his desk: the main machine booted for all sorts of untraceable browsing, the laptop beside it loaded with his usual spreadsheets ready to be filled. One for shopping lists. Another designed for picking apart social situations into clear, survivable manuals. He’d made that one for Howard. He used it himself far more than he’d ever confess. He put his phone on silent, made tea, and began his mission. One tab became three. Three became six. Six became fifteen. His ears went red first. Then his cheeks. His underwear suddenly felt too present. Constricting. Almost judgmental. It was embarrassing. Apparently, his brain found the notion of James preparing for the… procedure extremely compelling. For intercourse. For sex. It was called sex. Anal sex. Q groaned and let his head fall onto the desk, forehead thudding against the wood.

[rotivae]

nggg squishing him

[00qdrabbles]

bond keeps showing up at qs door for minor patch ups after a mission because he swears q has some kind of healing powers...

he doesnt do anything different then some minor wound care and stitches. but he does make sure bond drinks water/tea and eats food because hes a good host damnit. and bond lingers a little longer then he needs to. for rest of course. very important for the healing process.

somehow bond feels lighter and mission ready far faster when q patches him up. and surely its just because q has careful hands