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(age:18+)You can call me Simon.He/they https://linktr.ee/Simon_the_artsy_cosplayer I might write and draw but no promises. Profile pic made by @thatoddhuman.

[tredlocity]

[minstrelofthedawn-deactivated20]

Incredibly powerful

[sirduke]

This was the first Ace Attorney game with motion capture so obviously they had to do shit like this

[scrambledeggwithsauce]

[PHM comic] Dr Captain Ryland Grace’s Fuzzy Memories…

finally figured out how to upload more than 10 pictures on here ! hope it's not too wonky...

[the-haiku-bot]

[PHM comic]

Dr Captain Ryland Grace’s

Fuzzy Memories…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life

[sugar-petals]

someone ran the pope’s 42k (!) long anti-ai manifesto - literally titled magnificent humankind - through a checker and the result said “100% human”. even as a critic of the church i gotta say he cooked with this one i had to smile

[nocontextsmosh]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[bog-krazee]

A little bit ago I found a wasp in my room and freaked out

But after a few days I haven't seen it around,so on my jerk off my room,I found the wasp(maybe a different one?) and was too horny brained to freak out so I just-

[percytheboykisser]

i don't think i ever posted this but i still like it

[draconym]

I'm at a Gender Determination Party where we're competing to determine a baby's future gender.

what team would you join

human

homestuck

boy

sulphur

furry

cool S

crabgender

photorealistic horse

Voting ended onApr 4

[citruscore]

guys im starting to think ive been listening to a different version of dndads than everyone else?

more under cut

i wanna stress this is not a personality swap i hate those... this is more of idk. a trope swap?? hobby swap??

[percytheboykisser]

i don't think i ever posted this but i still like it

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[nattousan]

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

[nattousan]

damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\

it'd be a shame if this...

blazed the old fashion way...

[firefox-official]

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

They are both the same color

[firefox-official]

?

[patheticperipatetic]

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

[firefox-official]

?

[firefox-official]

[jokesarefunny]

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

[firefox-official]

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[darkmaga-retard]

[querulousglare]

If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.

[grimthetransman]

Anyway, here's a helpful diagram. When I was hit on the temple this was one of the harder things I had to reteach myself. Don't be shamed into not asking questions, and it's alright if it takes you a while to figure it out. Don't let someone make you feel bad for learning new things, or relearning old ones.

Sometimes, unfortunately, you have to teach yourself. YouTube is a valid option.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that :]

[aqueerkettleofish]

And if you have trouble remembering which hand is which-- the minute hand has to be longer to make it easier to determine the actual minute, while the hour hand can be less exact.

[bog-krazee]

Something that helps me remeber which hand is which is the lenght of the words Minute=Longer word=longer hand Hour=shorter word=shorter hand this woulds in english and french,but may not work with other languadges

[darkmaga-retard]

[querulousglare]

If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.

[grimthetransman]

Anyway, here's a helpful diagram. When I was hit on the temple this was one of the harder things I had to reteach myself. Don't be shamed into not asking questions, and it's alright if it takes you a while to figure it out. Don't let someone make you feel bad for learning new things, or relearning old ones.

Sometimes, unfortunately, you have to teach yourself. YouTube is a valid option.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that :]

[aqueerkettleofish]

And if you have trouble remembering which hand is which-- the minute hand has to be longer to make it easier to determine the actual minute, while the hour hand can be less exact.

[haysgrove]

PATTON NOOO DO NOT HIT SEND PATTOOOOOM

[haysgrove]

youre almost there buddy