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[my-2nd-account]

"Found you."

"So you were looking for me?"

"Of course not."

[themoonandmyman]

We talk about Connor Storrie’s thespian prowess for scenes like the Russian Monologue or the love confession scene, but there’s no better example for me than when he pulls the most hauntingly realistic sex drunk face without actually having to bust a nut. move over Laurence Olivier. there’s a new kid in town

[ticklefighthockey]

I DO think it gets ilya hot to think of shane as less sexually experienced btw. to know for sure that he initiated shane into every single sex act shane has ever engaged in. shane will always suck cock the way ilya taught him to do it. shane will always touch himself the way ilya taught him he liked to be touched. I think ilya finds that sooooooooooo hot

[firstprinced]

mr double-handshake leaving with a smile, a penguin-wave, and a dusty jacket, and ilya is so charmed (oh i'm sure).

[skyrigel]

[spending-life-pretending]

the craziest thing about “you’re starting to sound like him” is that shane’s response wasn’t “who?”

[mina-logan]

hello could you maybe draw Shane wearing ilya's jersey???? and his reaction

please and thank youuu

I can offer one stressed out Shane in these trying times.

[wingsseni]

[lavenderprose]

Hot take here, possibly scalding, but I do actually think that Ilya is cognizant of the fact that he's falling for Shane. I think he has a fucking crisis in that cab from Shane's apartment because he's finally allowing himself to fully comprehend the magnitude of his actions, i.e. Barking up one particular Canadian tree for two calendar years and then giving said beautiful foliage the sweetest most gentle kisses as he leaves. He doesn't answer Shane's texts for SIX MONTHS and then the first time he sees him in person (After brown eyes and soft jacket and Are you okay and Please go) he can't HELP but follow him. YES they didn't kiss and that was on PURPOSE. Ilya Rozanov said kisses from this man are my kryptonite. Plausible deniability if no kisses. Casual if no kisses!! And then proceeded to break his own rules for the next three years of his one and only life.

[slaygentford]

marleau at ilya's bachelor party is like the puss must be insane and ilya punches him for saying that about his husband to be and marleau is like haha yeah man right on you really love him. and then they hug. meanwhile hayden and shane are having beers in front of shane's fire pit and hayden whos been reading articles about allyship and normalizing your friend's queerness is saying I knew I loved Jackie the first time she made me her mom's lasagna :) when did you know? and Shane says I knew for sure when he came to me after the 2012 home game that we won 4-3 in OT with a split lip and I tasted his blood

[unlikelychildchaos]

My headcanon of the day is that Ilya is not used to getting calls from family members unless they need something from him. Nobody ever calls him (maybe apart from Shane) to just simply check up on him. So the first time David calls him on a random day of the week, asks him about his day, hands the phone to Yuna to do the same—Ilya is a little confused as to why these people are just randomly calling him. He even texts David after they've hung up to confirm if they needed something and have just forgotten to mention it. When David texts back "no son we just wanted to check up on you" Ilya sits and stares at that text until he feels his throat close up and there's an odd sting in his eyes.

[1410-1221-dec2008]

[aphantasias]

shane and ilya may not change their names legally after they marry but i know ilya makes all their dinner and vacation reservations under hollander. i know he's ilya hollander in his heart of hearts. to him they are The Hollander Household. they send christmas cards with 'love, the hollanders'. it's real to me

[jazzyyy81]

[academicblorbo]

Yuna and David asking about the timeline of their relationship would have been even funnier if, after discussing how long they've been "lovers":

Yuna: ok, so you've been "seeing" each other for 9 years... And when did you confess your real feelings and decided to be together?

Shane:

Ilya:

Yuna:

David:

Shane:

Ilya: like, today at 4am

[heated-pixels]

Yuna, after processing that: And you became official when???

Shane:

Ilya:

Shane: Just now. At this table. When he called himself my boyfriend…

Yuna: Right…

[1410-1221-dec2008]

[toutes-les-choses]

kinda feel like Ilya letting “Shane” slip out during the tuna melt sex scene was a result of Ilya letting himself moan Shane’s name during his jacking off seshs and he had gotten a little too comfortable letting it slip out whereas when Shane says Ilya’s name back it’s because it had never occurred to him he could say just Ilya’s name out loud so he tries it out and then it felt so good he spooked himself like a horse