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neopet-euthanization

zomdead-deactivated20260110

transgenderbloodsport

#pfft #q

dailyflicks

DAILYFLICKS 30K EVENT: FAVORITE 90s FILM PER MEMBER ↳ MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND (1996)— Kraina (@sonyarebecchi)

He died? And this is supposed to be a kids’ movie.

#misc #q

floweryanarchy

Daily reminder to not feed your wizard the crown of karsus or else he’ll turn silver

#bg3 #q

lesbian-sweeney-todd

my contribution to babytube

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perennial-lee

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

galwednesday

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

#misc #vibes #q #i would be lying if i said that inq!thayet's final duel with her knight-commander #didn't have more than a dash of inigo

thesungod

i think we as a society need to start accepting that fictional love stories need to be a bit toxic for us to go insane over them… like, sometimes you kinda need the two parties to be obsessed with each other and fucked up and willing to bring each other back from the dead instead of moving on and go to therapy i’m sorry😔

#misc #my preference tbh #sometimes i do get very attached to the healthy relationships!#tbh i'm here for anything interesting #fucked up just tends to also be interesting lol #q

jadenvargen

PARASITE LOVE

apfel-saft404

I have no words..

#iwtv #q #amc tvc #tvc

Sysiphus if he was happy.

#misc #q #fauna

stephocrates

Baseball has gotta be the funniest sport to make kids under 10 play. The rules and gameplay of baseball are so incompatible with small children not a single kid on that field knows what’s happening

stephocrates

If you’ve never watched a children’s T-Ball game It’s like if you showed some aliens ten minutes of baseball and then they tried to recreate it from that memory. They know they’re supposed to hit the ball and run but everything else is kind of a black box.

#pfft #q

acreaturecalledgreed

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

: (

acreaturecalledgreed

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

: )

#pfft #q #fauna

oupyfactory

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

#All children are problematic mr. and/or ms. liquidsausage #It's called original sin #(you're all christian for the sake of this joke just roll with it)#Pfft

moghedien

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

moghedien

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

#We love our Aldi!#Super close. Enough store brand stuff for consistency but enough new stuff to be kind of fun #Their produce can be very meh but sometimes you get the good shit #They're not crawling with miserable employees which really helps the vibe lol #Everyone else in there with you is also usually lower income and pretty friendly #The bags are by far the best ones in my massive collection of reusable grocery bags #Especially the super wide ones. Big packs of toilet paper or paper towels fit perfectly #And I never have to dodge a loose wandering cart #Misc

prophetic-writer

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

hellsquills

Writing Tip

Neither do i

eviliens

Unreliable everyone

#laugh tag #q #pfft

also now that the queue is down to 400 instead of 1000, i'll slow it down a bit so i have time to fill it back up

#bog post

picked up my cat's urn today just to hug it for a second (as i sometimes do), and it's nice smooth ceramic that's been sitting next to a box fan, so it was cold. it's in the 80s and humid, i have no shame (and frankly neither did liza), so i absolutely used the urn full of my beloved cat's ashes to cool down the back of my neck

#bog post #pet loss cw #it's what she would have wanted probably #she was always up in my shit esp when i was cranky and miserable #tbh she was so fuzzy and fat she probably appreciates being cool in the summer now #or would. i think.#idk man it's so muggy and now i'm on meds that make me sweat like i'm trying to water a fucking plant with it #i take what i can get rn

effemar

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

#laugh tag #q

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