shitposting

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[meteorherd]

if you ever see or hear me say “okay…now you pissed me off” i hope you know im specifically referring to a deviantart edit my friends and i found years ago of woody from toy story but as vampire

[meteorherd]

this. this is the masterpiece i think about every day of my life

[mishastoesies]

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

[starseekrr]

[sunsbleeding]

Love is enough

[hero-in-high-tops]

Video games peaked in 2006 when in lego star wars the original trilogy, they couldn't have the iconic dialogue of darth vader telling luke skywalker he's his father because lego games didn't have dialogue at the time. So they just had to have vader point to a fuckin photograph of anakin and a pregnant padme

[yehudah]

this is completely undoing me

[lessthanmore]

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB

[murdernachos]

[janhooks]

new and improved mbti test

1. Were you popular in high school?

     A. Yes (E)

     B. No (I)

2. Do you play sports?

     A. Yes (S)

     B. No (N)

3. Are you good at math?

     A. Yes (T)

     B. No (F)

4. Is your room clean?

     A. Yes (J)

     B. No (P)

[narwhalsarefalling]

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

[depsidase]

[dying-poet-deactivated20200804]

taking any college course on societal issues in the united states is just like: *realizes its bc of reagan* *traces the cause back to reagan* *discovers the original policy came out of the reagan administration* *finds factual inaccuracies ignored by the reagan administration that are then used to push policy* *finds statistics that show the severity of the aids crisis as well as the beginning of mass incarceration of poc were caused by reagan* *hates reagan*

[mariacallous]

[dementedgnomicwizard]

[mariopowertennis]

tiddies so big call her boobonic plague

Hi there! I didn’t ask for this 

[guildenstern]

i always use 💛and i am always hoping deep in my heart that one day i will send it to someone still on android 4 so it appears as 

[bisopod]

[figofswords]

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

[figofswords]

weary: tired, worn-out, beaten down, exhausted, in need of rest. they were weary after their long journey. wearily, she sat down on the couch and kicked off her shoes. he had grown weary of this conversation.

wary: guarded, cautious, on-edge, careful. they were wary of the approaching stranger. warily, she poked at the dark shape in the corner of her room. he paused, wary, but nodded anyway.

[luxwing]

[figofswords]

thank you for this reply you get the funny crown today with bonus points for accuracy

[desaturated7-deactivated2021090]

[ladyshinga]