clownboob inspector

I am so attractive and you can quote me on that ★ 22 she/her ★

[jockohomomorphism]

"9/11 was an inside job" ok people usually call that penetration, first of all, but yeah, i guess it was.

[tastylemonbread]

inside job from a girl with W bush

[brawltogethernow]

Okay well it's actually pretty well reviewed.

[rabbitkinglune777]

fantasies//escapism (digital and traditional)

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[cool-deltarune-fun-facts]

Deltarune Fun Fact:

Each chapter of Deltarune has a bonus Ralsei that can be recruited to the player's party. See if you can find them all!

[threedollarsdotcom]

think of a girl. now think of another girl. now think of another girl. now another. thats not enough. more. more. more girls. no thats not enough. more girls

[s3znl-gr3znl]

[rabbitkinglune777]

Paws Crossed chapter 2: Starved and the Starving

ch 1

[rabbitkinglune777]

posted this late but bumping chapter 2 so ppl can read!!!! I'm excited

[rabbitkinglune777]

morning bump!!! paws Crossed chapter 2 has finally released

[dogpuppy]

[twilight--paladin]

[hillhomed]

for mammoth know how to spend day!

[lordofthegringos-deactivated202]

>at feminism conference

>first male speaker in event's 50 year history

>great and terrible honor

>nervous

>get on stage

>40,000 people staring at me in silence

>all girls

>nervous

>introduce myself

>silence

>shakily bring up first slide of PowerPoint

>"things that I think women like, based on listening to women for 30 years"

>silence

>could hear a pin drop

>somewhere in the crowd a gun is cocked

>deep breath

>next slide

>"Whip-Its"

>deafening silence

>oh god

>I'm done for

>it's so over

>suddenly

>a slow clap

>slow clap builds to a few dozen claps

>few dozen builds to hundreds

>thunderous applause from all 40,000 women

>"finally!" they say

>oh shit

>tenative confidence

>next slide

>"Video games"

>applause continues

>women are stomping their feet

>hooting

>hollering

>next slide

>"treats sometimes"

>cheering

>whistles

>crowd of women chanting

>next slide

>"end of presentation. thank you for listening"

>women applaud me off stage

>pass the upcoming presenter back stage

>is a woman who is going to do magic tricks with a lion

>"thanks for getting them warmed up rookie"

>oh fuck do women like magic tricks

>magician goes on stage

>the women fucking love the magic tricks with a lion

>every day I learn more about women

[yotzuyu]

[arachnerd-8-legs]

prev: #u forgot the best part#the artist figured out the gig and was like#i draw for u for the rest of my life#these chinese netizens are having shojou level romances

[tevyaa]

[memorycycle]

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

[memorycycle]

its actually going pretty well

[milquetoaast]

source

[taffywabbit]

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

[milquetoaast]

source

[taffywabbit]

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

[thebestoftumbling]

How to fast honk

[mythbuster1128]

[wordswithimages]

[nyabsol]

[rabbitkinglune777]

Salem bunny boy (he/him) 🐇💜🌙🏳️‍⚧️