[longseasons]

for the love of God let's fucking groove tonight please

[browncesario]

but more importantly contact @bon1ver for any and all special event photography needs in the new york metro (columbia, may ‘26)

[bon1ver]

made my cat in tomo life

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you're permanently stuck in the last show that you watched, how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

results

Voting ended onMar 24

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Hey ladies (Leans on my stupid car and it explodes)

[dark-magician-girl]

[monster2001]

[bon1ver]

you’ll be fighting for your life tryna get through the day and then your cat will puke on your carpet

[gay--dog]

and i find it kinda yummy. i find it kinda snacks

[bon1ver]

workign retail during the holidays is so brain melting bro today i asked my coworker What would you do if you turned around and fergie had just clocked in

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[cutecipher]

women love me because i am cute and only freak out badly sometimes

[yesornopolls]

do you frequently have dreams about poorly designed or nefarious bathrooms?

Do you frequently have dreams about poorly designed or nefarious bathrooms?

Yes

No

Voting ended onDec 16, 2025

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[cosmosholo]

[plumslices]

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

[bon1ver]

Goes to the bar and asks the bartender if i can drink out of the jug of pickle brine

[browncesario]

why are you posting like you literally have not done this for real in real life

[bon1ver]

certified and peer reviewed btw ^