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AW MAN

[yehudah]

@0dd-0wl

[bone-flavoured]

OP PLEASE HAVE WET SOCKS,

[spockvarietyhour]

[iamthecutestofborg]

This is what happens to characters when you write an AU fanfic

[draumboosky]

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[djpain619]

They all gonna die.

[meme-loving-stuck]

im in h y s t e r i c s i fucking love these

[tiktokarchive]

[voidfire-studios]

Me and the boys stirring shit with the void entity that lives in the darkness beyond the basketball court on 22 winthrin street

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[peppermint-bones]

What the ever living fuck

[bugpicnic-deactivated20170417]

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely

[cappycodeart]

🎩🎩🎩Top hat icons! 🎩🎩🎩

Credit if you use! :)

[racingbarakarts]

[akiraita]

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@daikaiju-danielle

[maphatingcharacteroftheday]

huh!?

[maphatingcharacteroftheday]

Y’ALL SEEING THIS???

[nonbinaryqueerzim-deactivated20]

[hellpark]

PIP: Oh, it’s just so lovely to see you all!

PIP: Where are all of the others?

PIP: I’d love to have one great big reunion!

PIP: Though it could hardly be called a reunion, now would it?

PIP: I’d be the only one returning!

PIP: Or, wait, no…

PIP: There are others that would love to see you all, I’m sure of it!

PIP: I’m sure they’re already here, and you barely know it!

PIP: Thanks to you and your curiosity, you’ve let open a portal from hell, right in your very own bedroom!

PIP: Isn’t that just splendid?

PIP: Everybody who wants to come and see you simply just… can now!

PIP: Oh, I’m sure you all know this already, I’m just so excited I can’t stop myself from talking!

PIP: And I’m sure you’re excited too now, aren’t you all?

PIP: Oh, and you can finally apologize for all of the terrible, terrible things you’ve done to me as a child!

PIP: And I’m here to say, my fellow friend, I would wholeheartedly accept!

PIP: There’s no need to ramble on, either.

PIP: Just a simple apology I believe is in order.

CRAIG: Uh…

PIP: Don’t be shy now, there’s no need to hesitate!!!

PIP: You and all of your friends are sorry, are you not?

CRAIG: Uhhhhhh…

PIP: You can take your time.

PIP: Or if you think I don’t deserve it, that’s fine too!!!

PIP: It’s okay if you’re not sorry.

PIP: I still forgive you.

PIP: Or maybe you forgot me, too?

PIP: Don’t worry about that either, old friend!

PIP: I’m used to people forgetting about me!

CRAIG: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

PIP: Oh, I know this must be quite jarring, but really, everything is fine!

PIP: I’m not here to hurt any of you!

PIP: And that comes straight from my heart, it does.

PIP: I could do so many unimaginable things to you all now, but I would never have it in my heart to do so!

TOKEN: Okay, um, you know what, I’m gonna take some initiative here and–

CLYDE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I MEAN IT I’M SORRY FOR ALL THE MEAN THINGS I DIDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

TOKEN: Dude, Craig, do you mind actually running with us?!

CRAIG: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

TOKEN: Oh my god, dude, come on!

[slime-chunks]

I LOVE YOU….

[minecraftuserboxes]

[minecraftuserboxes]

[outragedslime]

[bone-flavoured]

@tentaclebone 

[hollowboobtheory]

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

[hollowboobtheory]

witches

herbs and gardening

cook a lot

wear lots of black

cats

magical brews

probably the village midwife

cottage in the woods

vine whips and healing spells

bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute

wizards

wear blankets, if you’re lucky

lab in a tower

grad student vibes

will definitely accidentally kill you

fireballs

high in some kind of magical drug

hat that scrapes the ceiling 

cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week

[slimetony]

lets make a videogame how hard can it be

[slimetony]

nevermind you have to know shit about computers

[hthrthebear]

hey!! sorry to hijack this post, but there are a bunch of ways you can make videogames without knowing shit about computers!! 

for starters, there’s Twine, which is fucking great for making all kinds of interactive experiences (it’s what Crystal Warrior Ke$ha was made in so you KNOW it’s good) at all skill levels (i picked it up and made a game in two minutes a few nights ago)

if you want a bit more involved experience there’s Inform 7 which is a simple language for text-based adventure games that reads like slightly-weird English and also relatively easy to learn

you can do some pretty fucking cool stuff with Unity (my personal engine of choice) but you may need to dig a bit farther to get at the good stuff. there’s lots of really good presets though (i made an entire game just mixing and matching pre-existing templates and adding in my own art, won an award at a game jam for that one) and if you want help the community’s pretty dang friendly from what i’ve seen!

this is just a taste of what’s out there from what i’ve seen, but there’s so many cool resources out there. if anyone wants help getting started, i’m around to give you a leg up on making something in the coolest, most unexplored art medium around!

[auttoton]

I’m addin’ to this post because lowering the barrier to entry for making games is super important to me!!!! If y’all have any questions about making games, you’re welcome to come and ask! I made this list a while back with some friends, so it has some of the programs John already mentioned.

2D Editors:

GameMaker : Potential for pure drag-and-drop “programming”. It is recommended to read-up on the program’s functions to make good use of it. Good for prototyping. Uses its own language called Game Maker Language (GML) that is similar to a C language (e.g. C++ or C#). For both Mac and PC; free version available.

Construct2 : Drag and drop level editor that uses an “If-Then” event sheet structure for programming. Good for prototyping and for beginners. For PC; free version available.

GameSalad : Drag and drop with no code requirement. Good for programming. For both Mac and PC; free version available.

Solpeo : HTML5 based game engine for 2D and isometric game development. Some programming knowledge needed. Platforms supported: Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer 9+. Free version available.

Stencyl : Drag and Drop “programming,” templates you can edit the variables/values for.

Scratch : Lego-block-style coding platform by MIT; totally free and a great intro to thinking in code. Very kid-friendly and comes with a community site. Browser version available.

3D Editors:

Unity : 3D editor that creates 3D games. Can build games for browser, as an app, or for mobile devices (iOS and Android). For both Mac and PC; free version available.

UDK (Unreal Development Kit) : Full-fledged, highly advanced editor. Features a complete set of tools that go from level design to visual scripting to cut-scene creation. Uses it’s own programming language called Unreal Script that can be arranged with Kismet, a visual code editor. For Mac and PC; free.

2D Art/Animation Software:

GIMP : Free photo editing and digital painting software.

Easy Paint Tool SAI : Free digital painting software with a UI similar to Photoshop.

Mischief : Free digital painting software with an endless canvas.

3D Art/Animation Software:

Sculptris : From the company that created Zbrush, this free software is ideal for beginning 3D sculptors.

Maya : Animation, VFX, lighting, and rendering software.

Magical Voxel : Voxel Art (3D Pixel Art). Very intuitive and quick to pick up.

SketchUp :  Architectural modeling software, great for creating 3D environments and buildings. Free version available.

Text-Based Games:

Twine : Create interactive text stories using Twine’s visual map system that links your game together. Easy to learn and use. End result is browser-based. For Mac and PC; free.

Quest : Interactive text stories that you can build in-browser.

Ren’Py : Create visual novels using a modified version of Python that reads like a combination of stage directions and a CYOA novel. For PC, Mac, and Linux; free.

Audio Resources/Editors:

Indie Game Music : This site offers free indie music with no need to worry about royalties or licenses.

Audacity : A free, open-source, cross-platform sound editor that allows you to record and arrange sound.

Super Flash Bros. : This site allows you to record theremin-like (8bit) sounds and export them as .wav files for your games.

FL Studio : Free music composition software.

Miscellaneous Tools:

Donjon RPG Tools : Randomly generates maps, items, XP, etc.

W3Schools : Web-code tutorial database: HTML, CSS, Javascript+.

Debut Video Capture : Video screen capture to record Let’s Play videos, showcase your game on Youtube, etc.

Korsakow : Free tool for creating interactive and database films.

Processing : Flexible programming language used for visual and interactive artworks and simulations.

From Student to Designer, Part 2 : Tips for making a well-rounded, solid portfolio

Places to Publish/Share:

Itch.io : Platform for self-publishing games

Philome.la : Place to share Twine Games

[nicejewishguy]

@slimetony how does it feel to have your shitpost be turned into a helpful resource

[slimetony]

It feels like a betrayal of every tenant of humor I subscribe to. Helping people is an alien concept to me. It makes me upset.

[traceytonight]

[otherwindow]

witches and cowboys are the same entity but just separated at night and day.

[coffeekeisha]

Could you kindly elaborate on that please

[otherwindow]

Big Silly Hats 

Dangerous aura

Wands | Guns

Midnight | High Noon

Robes | Ponchos 

Stockings with boots | Chaps with boots

Magic Incantations | Yeehaws and slang

Brews Potions | Brews Alcohol 

Rides brooms at night because horses are sleeping 

Rides horses at day because brooms are recharging

Can’t swim

[timsutton]

can transphobes be apart of the MH fandom? (pls say no)

not on my watch bub