plum crazy

Dragon age and cartoons and that's IT My names Taylor also

[payasobabas69]

He doesn't want us to cut throught our chains

he wants us to cut throught our feet

[autsitic-correctness]

I fucking love these videos

[fyterx]

This is un-𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐-acceptable. The vending machine, ｂｒｏｋｅ, and robbed me of my 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 and now I can't work properly without my 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓛𝓪𝔂𝓼™. I wanna (𝔰𝔦𝔯) speak to your manager (𝖘𝖎𝖗) 𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮!

🅂🄸🅁, hello? Does somebody need a new prescription for their 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬? I'm a security guard, not a vending machine guy.

Oh, 𝕛𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕖! I'm so-ɦօ sorry, if you're not the 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓰𝓾𝔂, then, 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 🄵🅄🄲🄺 𝔦𝔰? Because all I see is you ⓟⓐⓝⓢⓨ-⃝ⓐⓢⓢ 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭-𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 loafin' around everywhere, like, are any of you NPCs programmed with 𝕒𝕟𝕪 bit of responsibility? 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭?

What's a 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚊ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴀ 𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖉𝖔 to ⒼⒺⓉ ⓈⓄⓂⒺ 🅵🆁🅸🆃🅾-

[sexyyeehaw]

daisy

[rajamie]

[beacon-lamp]

[white knuckling the bathroom sink] but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sil

[fuckyou-design]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Claws of Clutching, artificial fingernails that each have six claws, allowing the wearer to hold one small, light item per finger

[littlestpersimmon]

The Stellagrapher

[ashwilliam]

endless list of my favourite male horror characters:

Skeet Ulrich as Billy Loomis SCREAM 1996 | dir. Wes Craven

[izaart]

Drew Sableye cuz I luv this lil gremlin & they’re in Pokemon Unite now 💎💎

[octozolf]

HOLY FUCK Y’ALL

[goodchristianmemes]

<3

[hummise]

i am so tired,,, have a gerry

[awesomeface-diedhorribly]

um *has fun*

[spitblossoms]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[emi--rose]

Wholed some

[oreganosbaby]

not seinfeld being used to explain the four temperamets on wikipedia…..

[fancysmudges]

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly