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The Avengers Theme - Violin Cover [x] 

[batwynn]

DO YOU GUYS REALIZE THIS IS ONE PERSON PLAYING ALL THE PARTS?!

[lestat-de-lyingcourt]

Reblog this and I will draw your icon.

[bonerstark]

I'm not one for whining, but I never realized how often I relied on my knees. xD  Mainly to get in and out of bed

[bonerstark]

Ocean, Sun and Beyond ll Pepper

Salt tainted whispers filtered through the ample gap of a window– hastily shoved open by one sleepy Tony Stark subsequent to a hectic night of fruitless tinkering— neighboring the infectious, beckoning ocean, with its boisterous rhythm responsible for interrupting the aforementioned engineer’s rest. Its accomplice was the sun. Reluctant to peel the thin skin casing his final resort to throw himself back into slumber, rather, be greeted by his tormentor’s obnoxiously luminous visage, Tony granted himself a luxurious minute to prepare himself.

You need this, I need this. Don’t get me wrong, Manhattan’s great—you were born here, right? That was a joke. But get this, Malibu is better. The beach, have you seen it before? No you haven’t, not from Tony Stark’s point of view. Trust me, that’s the best point of view; all three meals included, luxury rooms, the whole nine yards—literally. As your senior, I appoint us to a mandatory retreat. No cellphones allowed.

Sixty seconds turned to three hundred, five glorious minutes, perhaps more had a seagull not decided to drop in for an unwanted visit as it clambered against the edge of his window. Now. Stark was known to be a hospitable man; when one invited a mad scientist (emphasis on the mad) to stick around, it was a reasonable title he would uphold—on any other given day. Obscured irises averted their current occupation of glaring into the overgrown gas mass’ direction. Note to self: add blind to current mood, right beside sleep-deprived and starving. By its own accord, his left hand shot out to the farther side of the bed, met by the unruffled, cool absence of another’s body; namely Pepper’s. 

[merthurlin]

How thoughtful.

[lokilust]

Charming man.

Loki - would kill 80 people in 3 days but would never spit in your hotdog.

[im-a-bloggins-of-blog-end-deact]

That’s because he has class. Spitting in hotdogs is for peasants.

[hfml-deactivated20170210]

THIS IS ALMOST TOO PAINFULLY REAL TO REBLOG.

[parttimesarah]

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!

[sharkpilot]

Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????

[xhoneyglow]

No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.

[iwasjustkidding-blog]

This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100 

[bonerstark]

Is that what we're calling thor now? *chuckles some* Very well i shall. as for your house , it need improved anyway i was just saving you money on the demolition, but that one window was more me just trying to scare you out of drinking. tell me did it work *smirks*

"What, you mean that’s not his name?" Feigned awe cascaded about his countenance in practiced measure, left brow arched sharply above his forehead at the later comment, “Didn’t know you were affiliated with Alcoholics Anonymous. All that trouble for me? Complete with an alien space invasion, tantrums— you don’t skip a beat. Why don’t I show you how we say thank you back on Earth?"

[veeachuu-deactivated20120327]

I love showing tricks to little kids.

[laughingstation]

They’re all like: 

“How did you do that?”

And you’re just like:

[bonerstark]

Oh you know glass cage, annoying visits from Thor. we get apparently get internet so i'm not as bored as i was. your self?

"Give Thunder Thighs a shout out for me, will you? In regards to my house, still fixing it up. Thanks by the way. Really appreciate the new project." 

[bonerstark]

oki tell my bro to leave the Horse out of it it was his fault in the first place. hello Anthony . ((that pic of stark and thor epic. LM))

"I don’t remember having a threesome; must have been a pretty good night. I’ll let him know. How’s royal punishment going for you?" 

[tieflingb]

[elly-hiddlesherloki]

[my12percentofamoment]

2+2+Fish

[my12percentofamoment]

  It wasn’t the pizza he had ordered. It wasn’t even anything the dark haired man had said. It was just Pepper. She had kept all of the anger and frustrations of work and life, in general, in that he was just the catalyst to setting it all off. 

"I’m so sorry. That shouldn’t have happened."

The apology seemed genuine enough to her she hoped that somewhere deep down he’d find a way to except it. 

The calming blond sniffled and then chuckled. “You’re going to find me unicorn?" Their cheeks touched while she breathed him him. “Yes, Tony. It worked."

[bonerstark]

Impish jesting set aside—or at least until the moment passed, he never held a solid ground in the field of emotional intimacy— Tony released a subtle breath, reclining against the rigid side of her seat. “I didn’t expect you’d let me revive your childhood dream. I have a better deal, instead of a mythical creature, you get something even better.” Sunkissed fingers found their way to the back of her neck, burrowing into silky strands he hadn’t known he’d missed the feel of. “Me.”

Stubble grazed the length of her shoulder, accompanied by the solid weight of his head resting against it. 

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[fruitsgardens]

that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard

[bonerstark]

Answer this with ten random facts about yourself and then send it to your ten favorite followers:)

Assuming this is OOC:

I just ate about a pint of ice cream

I don't regret it, but my body hates me right now

I haven't watched the Conjuring

I want to watch the Conjuring

My room looks like the battleground of a war between my dresser and closet

I want more ice cream 

I don't want to go back to school

I had to count down the list to see how many facts I have down so far

I just killed an ant

This is the tenth fact

I usually just tag the person back and leave it into the hands of anyone who feels like doing this, by all means, go nuts. 

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divinebrohoodofbuttz:

I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.