Why are you here?

I dunno, man. Ask for my discord?

[amazoogle]

we mustnt let these Christmas festivities and whatnot distract us from the true meaning of Thursday

[sicktekkers-deactivated20150829]

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[ozempicofficial]

[ithinkofnealcassady]

I always did admire his joie de vivre

[dogpuppy]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

[darinaethelaianprophet]

The power of atom turns out to be, yet again, the power of steam

[kendoola]

[psi-hate]

[greatjoy]

[milf--adjacent]

@mutationgirl had to make your tags become reality

[lowpawly]

I hate that like when arguing with christians about how they think that homosexuality is a sin because of the bible its a faux pas to be like ok well that's not real

[lowpawly]

I do not care about someone's personal creation mythology but when we are talking about like actual legislation that decides equal rights it is like ok you cannot just say source: religious document. why is that even allowed or taken seriously

[lowpawly]

ok well that's not real

[pukicho]

I feel like murderers would be more respected in society if they murdered large mutated mega ants and not people. Room for thought for future murderers.

[creatorofthemind]

You laugh, but that’s the plot of hunter x hunter

[pukicho]

Okay I just watched all 144 episodes to see if you were lying and you were not lying

[circumvision]

[amalgamasreal]

[girlballs-archive]

hey girl can i suck your (remembers that this specific girl has bottom dysphoria) soul

[arcadebroke]

[c3rvida3]

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

[ruinedhands]

Okay I hear you, but that's not going to work. As always, when you're thinking of vegan egg substitutes, it's important to think about the purpose of the egg in your recipe.

Eggs are used in this recipe because they smell gross and don't come off easily (due to their tendency to harden/cook in the sun). This is not a situation for applesauce, which will come off in a light rain.

While unconventional, the substitute you're looking for here is sourdough starter. It's goopy, it'll smell atrocious in the hot sun, and it'll harden onto the walls like cement. If you try to get it off with water, you'll end up with a sticky dough.

Just make sure to respectfully ask your target if they have a gluten allergy before doing this - wouldn't want to trade one evil for another.

[valentineish]

This has beautiful synergy with "let me get this bitch's pronouns before I curse them out" in the game of hate

[alien-theory]

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)