smokes and jokes

[beemovieerotica]

[matchagirl]

erin m riley tapestry

[ka-waltz]

ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep

[sisyphusshrugged]

your stuffies hate weed and smoke a pack of menthols every day

my stuffed animals pack straight keif bowls and milk the bong until the smoke would choke a wildebeest

[memorycycle]

the handle of the jug being hollow so that some milk gets in it is genius because its a spot where they can just chill and not have to worry about fake social rituals and small talk

[dogpuppy]

[portaltomb]

it must be so awesome to be a hot girl who smokes a lot of weed

[energyprison]

i wish i had a generously fat blount to smoke in the laungry room

[mousenemy]

[drsweety303-deactivated20240202]

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

[kushblazer666]

[enki2]

[bruisesonmyknees]

[supercomposite-deactivated20220]

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[justgot1]

At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

[dogpuppy]