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[ofkovacs-blog]

                                        ( @boniiisms  → starter call ! )

“ i know there is this belief surrounding soldiers working together. the whole ‘ brothers in arm ‘ bull crap. i’ll even let you believe that if you got my back, i got your back, and if i see you die in battle i’ll avenge you. BUT ———— it’s going to take more than that to get me to share. “

[boniiisms]

“ man, don’t be stingy. it’s been a really shitty day i need something to calm me the hell down before i walk outside the wall in nothing but my birthday suit. it’s looking MORE tempting by the minute. i would totally avenge you too, dude. ”

[boniiisms]

ofprimroses:

“ ————————————— let’s hope the next adult that comes around is as DUMB as you to believe that. maybe jeremy will get you out of trouble, considering you were the only one around. “

“ ———— yep ! we can only hope. hey, jeremy was here too but he ran off. something about a BRATTY little girl gettin’ all up in business that doesn’t concern her.

[bowcruz]

     “ team TWO hasn’t come back yet : they weren’t supposed to go past CITY LIMITS , want to go check it out ? ”

[boniiisms]

      “ probably not a good idea with the shit going on right now but bad ideas are my favorite and no man left behind, right ? ”

[ofcelestes-blog]

                                              ( @boniiisms​ → starter call ! )

“ believe it or not, you do NOT want to experience my wrath, mister. so, if i was you, i would lay back and rest ! “

[boniiisms]

“ but i keep telling ya that i’m FINE, you know, besides the dizziness and the feeling i’m going to get to see my breakfast all over again. that was one hell of a hit. ”

[boniiisms]

inprobvs:

‘ And you ain’t got nothin’ on them ? FUCKIN’ FIGURES. Met one of ‘em… can’t say I got much trust for WHATEVER they’re doin’ here. Do us BOTH a favour ; & keep your eyes open, – give me somethin’ useful. ’

“ Right, right. I’m SHIT or whatever. Anyways, I’m getting around to finding out more. They’re not exactly a trusting or the friendliest bunch I’ll tell ya that. Whatever you say, general boss man.”

[boniiisms]

( @catalincs )

       “ Can I request you as my nurse every time I get a bump on my head because I may be seeing double but this way I don’t have to look twice to know I’m seeing an angel. ”

[boniiisms]

( @relictv )

“ I accidentally overslept and missed half my shift. I don’t know if they noticed but do you think that’s grounds for being fired ?? ”

[boniiisms]

sylvialinden:

“I find it odd that that’s what I’m here for. They are children but it’s my job to turn them into invincible machines, I guess.”

“If I had the patience for it I would totally train to do your job. You basically get to raise little monsters. How awesome is that?”

[boniiisms]

inprobvs:

‘ Why don’t ya try telling me somethin’ I don’t know, kid. Ya got anything like that for me today ? ’ 

“ NOPE. I tried really hard too but all I've heard about is the new people coming in. We’ve got a suspicious bunch this time around if you ask me.

[inprobvs-blog1]

@boniiisms !

‘ All I do is provide opportunity. What people do with that opportunity is TOTALLY up to them. ’

[boniiisms]

“ You’re preaching to a wall, general. You know all I’m good for is ratting out all those opportunists.”

[boniiisms]

catalincs:

‘ i can pretend to believe you but your logic isn’t going to fool anyone. ‘

“ i’m flattered you think i’m witty enough to even try to fool anyone. no trickery in my lane. ”

[boniiisms]

sylvialinden:

“Too true. I mean, I love teaching the younger ones and everything but they can be a handful.”

“Look at it this way. If they’re a handful for you they’ll be a handful to anything outside the walls, yeah?”

[mysvria]

A frustrated groan left him, before he talked to the person that he heard walking by. “Can you pass me that screwdriver?” Rafe asked, pointing at a table; whether or not the screwdriver was where he said it was, the boy didn’t care at that moment.

[boniiisms]

Briar looked at the empty table then glanced around the area, cheering silently when they found the screwdriver in question resting on the floor. “Here ya go, pal !”

[emcraudes]

❛just lie on the ground with me, and sing, i know it seems a little weird but it really takes a little stress away. c’mon just give it a go?❜

[boniiisms]

“ okay. just warning ya that i’m in a mariah carey mood but my voice is more like kurt cobain type. ”

[boniiisms]

evarichardscn:

“It wasn’t my intention to accuse you of anything… I suppose it doesn’t matter who did it at this point, anyway; it’s already been done.”

“So you’re saying whoever did it is technically off the hook? No hard feelings?”

[boniiisms]

ofprimroses:

“ … do you have an imaginary friend then ? “

“ I do ! His name is Jeremy & he doesn’t like being called imaginary. It hurts his feelings. ”

[boniiisms]

sylvialinden:

“Right.” Tough love was what she gave to everyone but sometimes, her aggressiveness was uncalled for. “My apologies, I need sleep.”

“Nah, we’re all good. Everyone needs sleep these days.” Getting a solid eight hours was a goddamn miracles these days.