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something about foreshadowing being more prominent the second time around reading a story but in a way that the meaning is changed forever and you can never view a story the same as you once did before. do you know what i mean.

majormeilani

literally so insane how you can never go back to the innocence of it all. you see all the signs coming and you know how it ends. but there's nothing you can do to turn a blind eye to it anymore. it hits you and you just have to keep going.

cryptotheism

Dune is a timeless novel about how cocaine rules almost as hard as the light of Islam.

latinotiktok

escarabangel

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺

cillianmurphy

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

cillianmurphy

READ PART TWO AND THREE BELOW !!!!!

thefaultinourchickennuggets

there is a VERY chaotic Cupid running around this village

royal-quirk

^ that last comment 🤣

pinkpiggy93

I never knew i needed this in my life, to believe there’s kindness that still exist in this world. Thank you God, i’m glad i lived

bunniope

wait so they make meth on the show? but thats illegal

blackdenimjeans3

Hey, a while ago I called you fat. I just wanted to apologize. I’ve recently gained a lot of weight and now I’m fat, too. Definitely wouldn’t appreciate it if someone called me fat.

Fat bitch

rosewearsclothes

Me

horror-aesthete

Crimson Peak, 2015, dir. Guillermo del Toro

her0-se7en

Concerned Ape knows what's up

danispookypumpkin

HEY THIS IS FUCKING GREAT BUT YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST GODDAM PART

DAVID LYNCH IS THE OTHER EXCEPTION AND I AM FUCKING LIVING FOR IT.

detectivehole

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

animatedamerican

theroyalsavage

danhumphrey

i don’t know how to articulate this but when people open up about estranged relationships with their siblings i feel like so often the response i see is people being like “that’s soooo weird i LOVE my siblings” which is so. like you wouldn’t say that to someone opening up about a strained relationship with a parent or significant other etc idk why people think if you have a difficult relationship with your siblings it’s just a silly little choice you made

mclennonyaoi

i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

da-riya

charlottearthistory

‘germanic warrior with helmet’ - osmar schindler (1902)

antihumanism

The second best thing about erotic art is seeing people reject their initial reaction to it. The comments are full of people saying “oh my first thought was,” and, yeah, your first thought was right. The barbarian youth is sexually dominating the old Roman order. If you actually could get your mind out of the gutter you’d be the first animal to ever do so.

lets-talk-about-sects

c-53

Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮