Bonnie's rp stuff

[monstersmemes]

Send 'I want a baby' to see how my muse reacts

Or send ‘You want a what?’ for my muse’s reaction after having told yours the same.

[rpmemes-galore]

Beth Crowley — What You Need Album  {Sentence Starters}

“I need a fight.”

“Don’t think, just run.”

“I know I have to quit.”

“Do anything to feel alive.”

“I’m turning into a monster.”

“The light you had is faded.”

“You’re complacent in the dark.”

“I sleep all day, I prowl at night.”

“Try to resist, you’ll always lose.”

“Never thought that I could love.”

“But this is always going to hurt.”

“I lost of part of me I’ll never find.”

“I bet you never saw me coming.”

“Our best was never quite enough.”

“I have no heart, just ice and stone.”

“I’m merciless, when will you learn?“

“Only one of us will make it out alive.”

“I can hear your heartbeat drumming.”

“I’m out for blood, to claim what’s mine.”

“I’m, in the end, just what you made me.”

“So, deep breath in. You’re meant for this.”

“It’s not good enough to just be your friend.”

“And I wonder, would you still shine for me?“

“But, a voice keeps saying I’m what you need.”

“This might be your one chance at redemption.”

“If you knew the truth, you’d probably hate me.”

“I hope, one day, you finally find what you need.”

“Why won’t you figure out what you really need?”

“I’m turning into a monster, right before your eyes.”

“I’m turning into a monster. You better run and hide.”

“My tongue is a weapon and I’m locked and loaded.”

“In all my life, I never thought I’d be living without you.”

“I know exactly what I’m for: to hurt and destroy and nothing more.”

“But, I hear life has made you jaded and the light you had is faded.”

“We’ve said it was over, made up our minds. We shouldn’t be lovers.”

“'Cause our house no longer feels much like home… It hasn’t for a while.”

“Everyone wants to know if you’re the answer they’ve been searching for.”

“You don’t know, yet, where you’re going, if it’s better than where you are coming from.”

“I’ll try to finish what you started, be the person that you wanted, see the beauty in the world.”

“You reached the edge, there is no choice. Now, you have to jump and see where you land.”

[littlelovelymemes]

✰ * º ❛ how to lose a guy in 10 days sentence starters. ❜

          (   part of the rom com series   )

‘  our love fern! you let it die!  ’ ‘  no, honey. it’s just sleeping.  ’ ‘  unattached?  ’ ‘  psycho?  ’ ‘  interested?  ’ ‘  hungry?  ’ ‘  you can’t lose something you never had.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna make you wish you were dead.  ’ ‘  poor guy.  ’ ‘  listen, you can’t name my… member princess sophia.  ’ ‘  is she on something?  ’ ‘  are you saying i’m some kind of mental person?  ’ ‘  true or false: all’s fair in love and war.  ’ ‘  let’s take a break because the woman is driving me crazy.  ’ ‘  so that’s what i was, huh? i was a guinea pig. somebody you can test you theories on?  ’ ‘  i was just a girl somebody picked out in a bar.  ’ ‘  you know what? big deal!  ’ ‘  hell, i’m sure now you can even use it as a little twist in your story.  ’ ‘  that’s a good idea. maybe we should bet on it.  ’ ‘  you wanted to lose a guy in ten days, congratulations, you just did it. you lost him.  ’ ‘  you’re the first girl he ever brought home.  ’ ‘  don’t you break his heart.  ’ ‘  the one night that we even thought about having sex, she up and decides she’s going to name my penis princess sophia.  ’ ‘  you owe me three hundred bucks.  ’ ‘  c’mon, blow. nobody likes a mr. sniffles.  ’ ‘  i hate mr. sniffles.  ’ ‘  do you have an ethical problem with rifling through a woman’s purse?  ’ ‘  it’s hardly a purse, dude. it’s more like a clutch or something.  ’ ‘  a woman’s purse is the secret source of power.  ’ ‘  there are many dark and dangerous things in there, that we, the male species, should know nothing about it.  ’ ‘  my boyfriend thinks i’m fat!  ’ ‘  so, tell me, how long have you guys been seeing each other?  ’ ‘  i love you, binky… but i don’t have to like you right now.  ’ ‘  you see, the key to this game is being able to read people.  ’ ‘  where’s the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful you i met?  ’ ‘  you’re up, you’re down, you’re here, you’re there – you’re like a frickin’ one woman circus.  ’ ‘  due to intense humiliation, the king has momentarily abdicated his throne, okay?  ’ ‘  take care of our love fern, honey.  ’ ‘  now i’m going to go back inside and finish watching ‘sleepless in seattle’. nobody screw with me.  ’ ‘  i don’t think i can be with someone who doesn’t like animals and thinks i’m a mental person.  ’ ‘  look, just give me back the necklace and then you guys can go kill each other.  ’ ‘  oh, you are never going to pull this off.  ’ ‘  tonight, i’ll hook a guy. tomorrow, pull the switch. before the ten days are up, i’m going to have this guy running for his life.  ’ ‘  you’re not going to burn his apartment down or bite him, or anything?  ’ ‘  the whole family suffers from tourette’s, i hope that’s not a problem.  ’ ‘  *points to crotch* does princess sophia want to come out and play?  ’ ‘  drunk and tone-deaf is not a good combination.  ’ ‘  you named my penis after a dame!  ’ ‘  you’re so vain.  ’ ‘  you probably think this song is about you. you probably think this song is about you, don’t you?  ’ ‘  you fooled me to win a bet and you should feel ashamed.  ’ ‘  you took me to a goddamn celine dion concert.  ’ ‘  you made me miss the big game!  ’ ‘  oh, smart guy’s a rhymer!  ’ ‘  do we want everyone to know that you’re love making is lame?  ’ ‘  you know, i really think you have to get over that.  ’ ‘  c’mon, you’re so vain. you know that this song is about you, don’t you?  ’ ‘  is this true or are you just trying to sell magazines?  ’ ‘  i meant every word.  ’ ‘  where are you going?  ’ ‘  no, i’m not buyin’ that. i think you’re running away.  ’ ‘  why don’t you save your mind games for your next bet?  ’ ‘  bullshit.  ’ ‘  you heard me: bullshit.  ’ ‘  i love everything about this house… the noise, the smells.  ’ ‘  when your mom hugged me today, she really hugged me… for winning a game of bullshit.  ’ ‘  okay, that’s it. that’s good. at least you’re scaring me.  ’ ‘  i’m taking this love fern with me!  ’ ‘  you gotta watch him, he farts like a howitzer, but he’s family.  ’ ‘  why do they always forget my bacon?  ’ ‘  i can’t believe you got that guy knocked out.  ’ ‘  when are you seeing him again?  ’ ‘  disgusting! i can barely eat over here.  ’ ‘  i have to crack this guy. i mean, this is defcon 5 and i have to do something truly appalling.  ’ ‘  like, do blondes, like, do they have more fun?  ’ ‘  hanging out with her for ten days is gonna be no problem.  ’ ‘  oh, you are already falling in love with me.  ’ ‘  you’re not a therapist, are you?  ’ ‘  seven days isn’t like a lifetime or anything but…  ’ ‘  smile. now give me a smile.  ’

[letsplaymemes]

sentence starters: misc. romantic tension !

❝ I just think you’re really special. You deserve special things in your life. ❞

❝ I mean, anyone would be lucky to date you. ❞

❝ Thief, I can tell you’ve been using my soap. You smell just like it. ❞

❝ So… How do I look? Like if we were about to go on a date, what would you think? ❞

❝ This is a little weird, but… Would you kiss me and see how this chapstick tastes? ❞

❝ All I’m saying is, I’d prioritize your orgasm over mine. ❞

❝ I covered your bed in rose petals for science. Take a look and tell me if it’s too much. ❞

❝ I’m kinda scared my kissing skills suck. Would you… Y’know. Practice with me? ❞

❝ How weird is it that our heights make our crotches match up perfectly? ❞

❝ Pull my hair again and this is gonna get real awkward real fast. ❞

❝ Sorry I, uh… Walked in on your alone-time. I swear I didn’t see much. ❞

❝ Dinner’s on me if you please, please rub my back. ❞

❝ Your morning wood poked me, it happens. Doesn’t have to be weird or anything. ❞

❝ I sorta had a bad day. Just cuddle up with me for a little while, please? ❞

❝ You deserve so much better than this. If you were mine, I’d… ❞

❝ I almost feel like you belong to me, like you’re my own personal person. ❞

❝ Is it weird that I always miss you more than I miss my actual girlfriend/boyfriend? ❞

❝ I can tell you’re pissed off. Just lie back, I’ll dish out my famous shoulder massage. ❞

❝ Can we kiss? I just really need to be kissed right now. ❞

❝ You’re welcome to stay, but remind me why I’m the little spoon in my own bed? ❞

❝ I wish I could bottle the way you smell and sell it for a fortune. Nothing compares. ❞

❝ What happened to your hair? Hold still, I’ll just… Fix it for you. ❞

[angstmemes]

worried starters

trigger warnings apply! ( mental illness, drugs and alcohol use, self-destructive behaviours, and vomiting )

“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” “Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.” “Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?” “You need to think about yourself every once in a while.” “I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!” “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?” “You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.” “Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.” “How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.” “There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?” “You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?” “I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.” “If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!” “Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!” “I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.” “What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!” “When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.” “Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…” “This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!” “I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!” “I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?” “I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.” “Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”

[rpmemcd-blog]

Jealousy meme

requested by @momokitty27​! i set it up into a few different categories so it’s not just for couples but for a whole range of relationships!

for couples

“I noticed them checking you out.”

“Were you checking them out?”

“So… they’re good-looking, right?”

“Don’t lie to me and say you don’t think they’re hot.”

“Just admit that you like them.”

“Come on; even I know that they’re hotter than me.”

“It’s not fair that they get to be around you all day and I don’t.”

“They were hitting on you.”

‘I know you liked it when they were hitting on you.”

“Would you like me more if I was more like them?”

“They’re not (funnier / cuter / better looking ) than me, are they?”

“Are you going to leave me for them?”

“Would you leave me for them if you had the chance?”

for characters talking to their unrequited crush

“You deserve better than them.”

“They’re not even that good-looking.”

“What do you see in them?”

“Why do you stay with them?”

“Wanna tell me what they did to upset you this time?”

“If I had someone as wonderful as you, I would (never forget our anniversaries / always cherish you / etc).”

“You should just leave them.”

for characters talking about their ex

“I wonder what they’re doing right now.”

“Their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) isn’t right for them.”

“I can’t stop thinking about them with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate).”

“They moved on so quickly.”

“I get angry thinking about anyone else having them, even though I don’t have them myself.”

“Do you think they were cheating on me with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) before we broke up?”

“They never looked at me like they look at them.”

for friends

“I noticed you hanging out with (character’s name) lately.”

“You hung out with them and didn’t invite me?”

“I feel like a third-wheel.”

“They’re pretty fun, right?”

“Maybe I shouldn’t come and let you two hang out together instead.”

“I know that they’re more interesting than me.”

“You two have more in common, anyways.”

“It’s alright; I have other friends.”

for children characters talking to their parents

“No! I don’t want a new (brother / sister)!”

“You like (sibling’s name) more than me.”

“If I get a new (brother / sister), you’re going to love them more.”

“We haven’t played together since you had the baby.”

“I hate my (brother / sister)!”

“They’re not better than me! They can’t even use the bathroom right!”

random

“Am I hotter than that person?”

“So many people have achieved so much by this age, yet here I am.”

“I’m a better (cook / surfer / etc) than them.”

“They’re not even that good at (cooking / surfing / etc)…”

“I look better in this than them, right?”

“Do you think I could pull off that (hat / dress / etc) like them?”

“Whatever; I’m not jealous.”

[smollmikey]

“secretly we all love angst” Sentence Starters

[etvicit]

smollmikey:

dont deny it DONT DENY IT 

“It never works for us, and it never will.”

“I’m done. I’m done trying so hard only for you to never even look in my direction.”

“I can’t fall in love with you.  I don’t want all the pain that comes with it.”

“My roommate had to go into my room and throw the sheets away because I haven’t been able to sleep in that bed since you left.”

“I keep asking myself “why isn’t the sun bright anymore” but then I remember you’re not in my life anymore and realize it’s just my own eyes.”

“I regret it all.  I really do, I swear.  Please, please– let’s fix this, please.”

“Remember when you promised we’d always be together?  Because I remember when I thought you meant it.”

“I can’t move on from something that wasn’t supposed to end!”

“The phone calls aren’t the same… I can hear in your voice that it’s not the same anymore.”

“I’m trying to avoid talking because I know what it’ll lead to, and I don’t want that to come.”

“Don’t you think you can fall back in love with me?”

“This whole time I’ve been using you to make me feel better, and you never caught on.  You never caught on.  I want you to hate me now, but I don’t think you’re even able to.”

“Kissing me breaks the promise… remember?”

“Every time we fix things something else ends up breaking.”

“Why don’t we stop pretending we’re not on a road to destruction?”

“It wasn’t even fun at first, honestly.  It was just like… Morphine.”

“You’re just not enough anymore.”

“It’s been too long since you’ve really smiled.”

“Ah, it was all my fault.  Wasn’t it?”

“To think, we thought just the sex would be enough to keep us in love.”

“Back then, I lied when I told you I didn’t love you.  You needed to move on from me– I needed to protect you from me.”

“You never had that shine in your eyes when you were with me.”

“Quit trying to fix me when you need to just fix yourself.”

“I’m so tired of everything about us, and about how we thought we were in love, and how we think forcing it can make us be in love– I’m so tired of it.”

“This whole time you’ve still been in love with him/her… Not me.”

“I couldn’t make you fall in love with me.  I thought I could do it, I really did, but… But I know you… And this isn’t love.”

“Did you really think I needed that kiss back then when all that you conveyed in it was pity?”

“To think I’ve changed so much to get you to like me, and you still never really look my way.”

“I know I deserve better than you.  I realize that, but you were so broken… I didn’t want to be the one that made you shatter.”

“All of this was to protect myself.”

“I feel like I’ve been looking for who you used to be… Back when you were actually happy.”

“I never want to even hear your name during my life anymore.”

“Your lips used to be sanctuary, but now I just feel trapped.”

“Isn’t it time we both stopped pretending we make each other happy?”

“The thing I regret the most is giving you so much hope by agreeing to this date.”

“We have the kind of history anyone would never want to think about again, and you’re hear asking me on a date?”

“What makes you think I’ll be any different this time?”

“I’ll let you down.  I will always let you down.  I’m not enough for you to be satisfied.”

“Are you satisfied with the mess you’ve created out of me?”

“I should have listened to everyone who told me this was a bad idea.”

“I’ve never met someone who can so gently destroy me the way you do.”

“I can’t forget about him/her!  It’s not in my power to forget how he/she felt when they loved me.”

“The saddest thing is that when I told him/her I loved him/her, he/she thought I was lying.  He/she never believed someone could fall in love with him/her.”

“Listen…  You’re his/her best friend… and I completely fucked up– it’s over between us, but… please, punch me, or punish me, or do something to me because he/she just… cried.  He/she wasn’t even angry, they were just so sad– Please, be angry at me, please.  Give me what I deserve.”

“It would have been better if we never met.”

“You’re my regret.”

“I’m not angry at you, just at myself… Because I knew this would happen, but I let myself fall in love with you anyways.”

“Don’t tell me to give up like everything is meaningless.”

“This is why I don’t let myself fall in love.”

“Somewhere deep inside me, I still have hope that you’ll fall in love.  How pathetic.”

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[bonniesrpresources]

Angst Starter Masterlist

" Aren't you going to say something?"

" And I thought I loved you."

" And I thought you loved me."

" Angry. I'm.. I'm angry."

" Aren't you even going to cry?"

" Are you going to cry?"

" Are you crying?"

" Are you okay?"

" Ask if I'm okay. Just ask."

" And this is why I don't want to stay anymore."

" Addiction isn't the way to go, ___ "

" Are you angry with me?"

" Are you afraid?"

" And now is the part where we say goodbye."

" And now you're going to leave me!"

" Are you just going to leave me?"

" Be friends with someone else."

" Boy/Girlfriend? Is that what you thought I meant?"

" Because you're such an ass and I- I just hate you!"

" But I've changed."

" But you've changed."

" Buy yourself something nice. Because I don't want this ring."

" But.. you're still alive?"

" Can't you just let me be happy for one?!"

" Can't you be happy for once?

" Can't you just be happy for me?"

" Come on, leave already!"

" Coward. That's all you are. A coward."

" Do you even know what you've done to me?"

" Do you have any remorse? "

" Don't you dare close your eyes on me!"

" Don't you dare die."

" Don't you care about me/her/him/them anymore?"

" Don't give me that look"

" Don't you want me to be happy?"

" Dammit! Everything was just starting to get better and then you do this!"

" Damn you."

" Don't lie to me."

" Don't like to him/her/them."

" Dammit.. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! You fucking ass!"

" Everything is fucked up now- everything is fucked because of you!"

" Everything's gone to hell."

" Everyone hates me."

" Everyone hates you."

" Everything hurts."

" Everything's going to be okay."

" Everyone loves you, not me."

" Everything is falling apart."

" Everything fell apart and I can't pick up the pieces anymore."

" For someone whose dying, you seem kind of happy."

" Friends forever, right? Isn't that what you said?"

" Fuck off!"

" Fuck you!"

" Find a new place to live."

" Find a new girlfriend/boyfriend."

" Find a new best-friend."

" Fine. I'll leave."

" Forever and ever. That's how long I said I loved you. But you never said it back."

" Fucking hell, I hate you!"

" Get lost!"

" Get a job, you ass!"

" Get out of here!"

" Go get a life."

" Go. Just go."

" How are you still alive?"

" How long are you going to keep this up?"

" How long until you finally get lost?"

" How about I just leave."

" Hold up. You're breaking up with me?"

" Heaven doesn't exist."

" Hell is the only place we're going to be going."

" How about you leave now?"

" Is this how you're going to treat me?"

" I can't believe you."

" I'm a monster."

" I killed someone."

" I want to kill myself."

" I want to kill something."

" I'm running away."

" I'm leaving you."

" I can't look at you right now."

" I hope you die!"

" I don't understand."

" I'm so angry/sad. But you don't care."

" I can't hear anything."

" I'm dying."

" I have cancer."

" I can feel the darkness coming."

" I can't breathe."

" Just joking, I don't love you."

" Just go."

" Just leave me alone!"

" Just fuck off."

" Kill yourself. "

" Kindly get the hell away from me."

" Kids? I don't want kids."

" Kind. That's the one thing you can never manage to be."

" Lie. Just lie."

" Lie to me."

" Life is not worth living."

" Living isn't possible."

" Like I give a shit about you."

" Lies are all you're capable of."

" Lay down. It'll all be over soon."

" My heart is broken. "

" My.. everything hurts."

" My girlfriend/boyfriend left."

" My ____ is dead."

" Man, you're an asshole."

" My lies aren't working anymore."

" Mutt."

" Many times I lay awake and wonder why I'm alive anymore."

" Never again."

" Never speak to me again."

" No. I won't do it."

" No, I don't like you like that."

" No way in hell!"

" Now, now, is there really any reason to cry?"

" Now and again I really start to hate you."

" No. Stop crying, just stop it."

" Not how I wanted to spend my life."

" Never look at me again."

" People hate me."

" People hate you."

" Person? No, no. You're not a person. You're a robot."

" People like you sicken me."

" People like you deserve to die."

" Perhaps you should just leave, then."

" Piss off."

" Question: why are you still here?"

" Quiet. I'm getting sick of hearing your voice."

" Run away. That's what I'm doing."

" See? I hate you."

" See? You hate me."

" Sometimes I wonder why you stay with me."

" So.. you hate me, then?"

" So this is how it ends."

" Shoot me."

" Shit..."

" So why are you still here?"

" Sometimes people lie to me."

" Stories are just that. Stories."

" Took off with everything I had!"

" Time to go."

" This is the end. It's done."

" The story is ending now."

" This is the end."

" This is why I hate you."

" Then why do you say you love me?!"

" Unlike you I have friends."

" Unlike me, you have friends"

" Under the bed is were I have to hide from you."

" Underwater is where i want me coffin to be."

" Utter it again and I swear I'll kill you!"

" Very mature. Cunt."

" Why can't you row up?"

" Why cant you care about me?"

" Why do you hate me?"

" Why do I hate you?"

" What do you mean?"

" What?You're dying?"

" Why can't you just be you."

" When am I supposed to get my time to be happy?'

" Well. This isn't how it was supposed to end between us."

" Whatever, you asshole."

" Whenever you decide you can stand to talk to me ago, please do."

" Well. I hate you now."

" Well, you hate me now."

[sunshine-memes]

Pregnancy sentence starters

“Y’know, with all your symptoms, it kind of sounds like you might be pregnant.” “There’s no harm in taking a test, just to know for sure…” “Morning sickness still pretty bad, I’m assuming?” “Do you… think you might be pregnant?” “I know you’ve been feeling pretty shitty, want me to skip work and rub your back?” “You have to take it easy.” “Oh my god, we’re going to be parents!” “Are you pregnant again…?” “Loving another baby with you would be easy.” “Why didn’t you tell me?” “How far along are you?” “If you’re tired you need to sleep, honey.” “What did the test say?” “Do you think it’s a boy or a girl? Or both? Or two of each?” “I’m pretty sure they call it morning sickness because they want to lie to you and say it’ll only last in the morning so you’ll procreate.” “Did you throw up again? I can come home early and cuddle with you.” “I should be recording this for the baby.” “I mean, someone has to hold your hair.” “Oh my god! I just felt it kick!” “Are you SURE it’s a boy/girl or is this just another one of your intuitions?” “Are you excited?” “Yeah, growing a person inside you doesn’t sound fun at all.”

[defiantarchive]

Give me an AU and I will write 5 ideas/headcanons for our muses in that AU

[shittyrpmemes]

* ∘ ∙ — soft sentence starters (pt.4)

tw for suicidal thoughts.

❛i used to be a better person.❜

❛everything tastes like blood, now.❜

❛i’m not easy to love.❜

❛you motivate me to make myself a better person.❜

❛do you ever feel worthless?❜

❛i pretend a lot of shit doesn’t get to me.❜

❛if the world gets too cold & lonely, don’t worry. i’ll protect you.❜

❛the world has always been cruel.❜

❛please don’t forget me.❜

❛i wish i could love you right.❜

❛there’s a reason i can’t love.❜

❛i’ve always been prepared to die.❜

❛maybe i did get my hopes up too high.❜

❛god, i’m so in love with you.❜

❛remember that you can’t save everyone.❜

❛i want to be loved, it aches within my ribs.❜

❛they aren’t even nightmares; they’re memories.❜

❛i’ll protect you.❜

❛there’s a reason why i wander alone.❜

❛you deserve the world, & i can’t give it to you.❜

❛i’m afraid that somebody else might take my place.❜

❛i’m a horrible person & i know it.❜

❛i’d sell my soul & turn myself inside out to make sure no one i love gets hurt again.❜

❛maybe i should just die.❜

❛i wish i wasn’t so fucked up.❜

❛would you fall in love with me?❜

❛i just want the freedom to make my own mistakes.❜

❛i’m not yours to control.❜

❛i always think that one of these days you’ll leave me behind.❜

❛i’m not good at relationships.❜

❛i wonder why i’m still running.❜

❛love me or hate me. just choose one, please.❜

❛trust the magic of beginnings.❜

❛remember all of the places we could’ve gone?❜

❛you were born to chase the stars.❜

❛as long as you’re happy, don’t worry about me.❜

❛i could disappear forever & it wouldn’t make a difference.❜

❛sorry to bother you again.❜

❛please don’t blame yourself.❜

❛you deserve much better.❜

[bonniesrpresources]

Angst Starter Masterlist

" Aren't you going to say something?"

" And I thought I loved you."

" And I thought you loved me."

" Angry. I'm.. I'm angry."

" Aren't you even going to cry?"

" Are you going to cry?"

" Are you crying?"

" Are you okay?"

" Ask if I'm okay. Just ask."

" And this is why I don't want to stay anymore."

" Addiction isn't the way to go, ___ "

" Are you angry with me?"

" Are you afraid?"

" And now is the part where we say goodbye."

" And now you're going to leave me!"

" Are you just going to leave me?"

" Be friends with someone else."

" Boy/Girlfriend? Is that what you thought I meant?"

" Because you're such an ass and I- I just hate you!"

" But I've changed."

" But you've changed."

" Buy yourself something nice. Because I don't want this ring."

" But.. you're still alive?"

" Can't you just let me be happy for one?!"

" Can't you be happy for once?

" Can't you just be happy for me?"

" Come on, leave already!"

" Coward. That's all you are. A coward."

" Do you even know what you've done to me?"

" Do you have any remorse? "

" Don't you dare close your eyes on me!"

" Don't you dare die."

" Don't you care about me/her/him/them anymore?"

" Don't give me that look"

" Don't you want me to be happy?"

" Dammit! Everything was just starting to get better and then you do this!"

" Damn you."

" Don't lie to me."

" Don't like to him/her/them."

" Dammit.. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! You fucking ass!"

" Everything is fucked up now- everything is fucked because of you!"

" Everything's gone to hell."

" Everyone hates me."

" Everyone hates you."

" Everything hurts."

" Everything's going to be okay."

" Everyone loves you, not me."

" Everything is falling apart."

" Everything fell apart and I can't pick up the pieces anymore."

" For someone whose dying, you seem kind of happy."

" Friends forever, right? Isn't that what you said?"

" Fuck off!"

" Fuck you!"

" Find a new place to live."

" Find a new girlfriend/boyfriend."

" Find a new best-friend."

" Fine. I'll leave."

" Forever and ever. That's how long I said I loved you. But you never said it back."

" Fucking hell, I hate you!"

" Get lost!"

" Get a job, you ass!"

" Get out of here!"

" Go get a life."

" Go. Just go."

" How are you still alive?"

" How long are you going to keep this up?"

" How long until you finally get lost?"

" How about I just leave."

" Hold up. You're breaking up with me?"

" Heaven doesn't exist."

" Hell is the only place we're going to be going."

" How about you leave now?"

" Is this how you're going to treat me?"

" I can't believe you."

" I'm a monster."

" I killed someone."

" I want to kill myself."

" I want to kill something."

" I'm running away."

" I'm leaving you."

" I can't look at you right now."

" I hope you die!"

" I don't understand."

" I'm so angry/sad. But you don't care."

" I can't hear anything."

" I'm dying."

" I have cancer."

" I can feel the darkness coming."

" I can't breathe."

" Just joking, I don't love you."

" Just go."

" Just leave me alone!"

" Just fuck off."

" Kill yourself. "

" Kindly get the hell away from me."

" Kids? I don't want kids."

" Kind. That's the one thing you can never manage to be."

" Lie. Just lie."

" Lie to me."

" Life is not worth living."

" Living isn't possible."

" Like I give a shit about you."

" Lies are all you're capable of."

" Lay down. It'll all be over soon."

" My heart is broken. "

" My.. everything hurts."

" My girlfriend/boyfriend left."

" My ____ is dead."

" Man, you're an asshole."

" My lies aren't working anymore."

" Mutt."

" Many times I lay awake and wonder why I'm alive anymore."

" Never again."

" Never speak to me again."

" No. I won't do it."

" No, I don't like you like that."

" No way in hell!"

" Now, now, is there really any reason to cry?"

" Now and again I really start to hate you."

" No. Stop crying, just stop it."

" Not how I wanted to spend my life."

" Never look at me again."

" People hate me."

" People hate you."

" Person? No, no. You're not a person. You're a robot."

" People like you sicken me."

" People like you deserve to die."

" Perhaps you should just leave, then."

" Piss off."

" Question: why are you still here?"

" Quiet. I'm getting sick of hearing your voice."

" Run away. That's what I'm doing."

" See? I hate you."

" See? You hate me."

" Sometimes I wonder why you stay with me."

" So.. you hate me, then?"

" So this is how it ends."

" Shoot me."

" Shit..."

" So why are you still here?"

" Sometimes people lie to me."

" Stories are just that. Stories."

" Took off with everything I had!"

" Time to go."

" This is the end. It's done."

" The story is ending now."

" This is the end."

" This is why I hate you."

" Then why do you say you love me?!"

" Unlike you I have friends."

" Unlike me, you have friends"

" Under the bed is were I have to hide from you."

" Underwater is where i want me coffin to be."

" Utter it again and I swear I'll kill you!"

" Very mature. Cunt."

" Why can't you row up?"

" Why cant you care about me?"

" Why do you hate me?"

" Why do I hate you?"

" What do you mean?"

" What?You're dying?"

" Why can't you just be you."

" When am I supposed to get my time to be happy?'

" Well. This isn't how it was supposed to end between us."

" Whatever, you asshole."

" Whenever you decide you can stand to talk to me ago, please do."

" Well. I hate you now."

" Well, you hate me now."

Our characters were ice skating on a lake that froze over, the ice under my muses feet broke and they fell in and now have hypothermia. Send me "Frozen" for my characters reaction to yours sliding into bed with them to warm them.

[shittyrpmemes]

* ∘ ∙ — misc social media sentence starters.

“i hit rock bottom once a week”

“i’m working on transcending materiality altogether & becoming incorporeal.”

“i feel like i’m already tired tomorrow”

“does anyone else have a resting bitch face™, but kinda enjoys looking intimidating”

“gay? straight? i’m stressed”

“here’s a joke: me”

“fuck a double text i’ll quadruple text u. u think i care????? buzz buzz its me again bitch”

“break her bed not her heart”

“my kink? love”

“this is the least illegal shit i’ve done all day”

“being shut up by a kiss is not romantic you let me finishing talking first asshole!!!! how dare you!!! interrupt me!!! do you know who i am”

“my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude”

“movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like ‘im in love with you’ calm down maybe

“i love the kind of woman that can kick my ass”

“idk who i am but i like girls”

“pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood”

“next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy”

“what that mouth do? eat bitch”

“now this is the content i like to see”

“it’s a beautiful day to give me money”

“if you wear crocs there’s no help for you i’m sorry”

“i’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)“

“spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed”

“i am, as the poets say, a mess”

“cracking open a cold one with the girls except it’s my icy heart and they’re teaching me how to love again”

[buffyisms-archive]

Useful RP shortcuts & such

[ Ctrl +b ]  bold [ Ctrl + K ] Link [ Ctrl + i ]  italics [ Ctrl + - ] Small Text  [ Ctrl + shift + 6 ] strikethrough [ Ctrl + . ] Sub Text [ Ctrl + , ] Small Low Text [ Ctrl + shift + L ] Horizontal Line 

[ Ctrl + shift + 2 ] header

[ ctrl+shift+9 ]  block quote

[ Ctrl + shift + 7 ] Numbered list

[ Ctrl+shift+8 ] Bullet List

[Ctrl+Shift+x] Pre Text

Other Shortcuts

[ Ctrl + Shift + P ] Insert Photo 

[ Ctrl + shift + K ] Insert Read More

Combitations

[Ctrl + shift + - ] + [Ctrl + . ] Super tiny text

[Ctrl+shift+2] + [Ctrl + . ] Small Header

[ Ctrl+shift+2] + [ Ctrl + - ] Header + Small Text

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

heartbreaker / heartbroken starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

Heartbreaker

“I’m not the boyfriend/girlfriend/dating type.”

“Did you think that you could ‘fix’ me or something?”

“Sweetheart…you look just a little too naive to be with me.”

“I sleep with other people. This is what I do.”

“You’ll be back.”

“Love is just something they try to sell you on TV.”

“I’ll do anything…just give me another chance.”

“Hey there. *wink*”

“I didn’t want you to find out. I was going to fix this.”

“Please. I know I screwed everything up, but don’t go..”

“We were on a break!”

“I didn’t lie. There were just…some things I didn’t mention.”

“It’s over.”

“You were the first person I ever really loved.” / “I still love you.”

“Don’t go falling for me.”

“You knew exactly who I was when this started. I don’t see why you’re so surprised.”

“Of course I had to go and fuck everything up!”

“Don’t act like you’re so innocent! I’m not the only one who messed up.”

“I can’t be the kind of guy/girl/person you’re looking for.”

“What we did was fun, but…let’s not turn this into something else.”

Heartbroken

“I thought…maybe you were the one.”

“I never want to see you again.”

“Don’t worry about my heart…I can handle myself.”

“You promised me.”

“I can’t believe I never meant anything to you.”

“I was such an idiot…” / “I was so pathetic…”

“You keep saying love isn’t real…how would you know when you never gave it a real chance?”

“I can’t tell who you were trying to hurt: me or you.”

“Can we go back to the way things were?”

“You said you’d changed.”

“The sad thing is…I know I’ll come back to you.” / “Not this time.”

“I can’t believe I ever fell in love with you.”

“Why did I ever get tangled up with a girl/guy/person like you?”

“Come on..it can’t end like this.” / “After all we’ve been through…”

“Wow…and I actually thought we’d get married..what a joke.”

“I used to be okay. And then I met you.”

“Why did you have to put up so many walls?”

“I don’t think my heart can take this.”

“Just let me go.”

“Do you love me?” / “Did you ever love me?”

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

one-sided romance starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

Into You

“Just go on one date with me.”

“I’ve been in love with you for so long.”

“Why do you hate me so much?”

“I know you’re not into me, but I’m in love with you.”

“It’s not that obvious…is it?”

“You deserve someone better than him/her/them.”

“I’m not expecting you to feel the same way, but…I really like you.”

“I never thought you’d notice me.” / “He/She/They will never notice me.”

“At this point, I’d accept a pity date.”

“We’ve known each other for so long…I just don’t know how to move on.”

“You just don’t understand the connection I have with him/her/them.”

“He/She/They probably secretly like me back, right?”

“I’m too scared to confess.”

“I always thought we were meant to be together.”

“Even though you didn’t want to…thank you for taking such good care of my heart.”

Not Into You

“Stop asking me out.”

“I don’t know what to say…”

“Look, I really like you…as a friend.”

“You’re really cute, but you know I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.”

“What if I set you up with my friend?”

“I don’t want to lead you on.”

“You’re just saying that you like me to get in my head.”

“I hope you find someone that loves you the way you love me.”

“Fine. You wore me down.”

“I’ve known that you’re into me for a long time.”

“I feel so bad for him/her/them…”

“Things between us are going to be so awkward, and I don’t want that.”

“I wish he/she/they would confess so I could just let him/her/them down gently.”

“I wish he/she/they would just confess already so I could stomp on his/her/their heart and be done with it.”

“I’m sorry, but it’s not happening.”