Witchy

🍃 Break from reality 🌌

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insp.

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comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

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“I crossed all the the lines, and I broke all the rules, But, baby, I broke them all for you.”

↳ lyrics from:The Story by Brandi Carlile

(ep.43 // the untamed)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY 蛋挞! 🐱🎂

[hellofavillain]

What to give to your crush - a guide by Lan Wangji 

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The Untamed | EP 13

[shijiujun]

If i was treated to the sight of wwx waking up in bed every morning I think I might like just die immediately

[usertoxicyaoi]

i’m here, gu she. i thought of the clue. do you still remember that jade horse? gu she … gu she, wake up and blame me. blame me. it’s all my fault. why didn’t i leave with mr. mu? why did i bring you to qin city? why do i have to be the county magistrate? wake up, gu she. it’s all my fault. why do i always get you in to trouble? why do i always let you get hurt, gu she? i won’t meddle in other people’s business anymore, i won’t be a responsible magistrate anymore. 

[usertoxicyaoi]

“these two … are a match made in heaven.”

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Art by  台风君

Posted with Permission (reprint/edit and/or commercial use prohibited)

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Xiao Zhan - Jade Dynasty behind the scenes

[luxpack]

reblogged please^^

[chihiroine]

okay but novel wei wuxian is absolutely hilarious

like

let me pretend to be gay for lan zhan until i actually become gay for lan xhan?

we stan a chaotic disaster

[uweiy]

wei wuxian deserves better

[theincorrectuntamed]

[modern au]

lan zhan, picking up the phone: i'm busy, what do you need?

wuxian: do you think drinking 36 cans of red bull would heighten my senses or would i just die?

lan zhan:

lan zhan: i'm on my way

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wuxian: do you ever have that feeling where you look at someone and your heart skips a beat

lan zhan: that's called arrhythmia

wuxian: i get that feeling everytime i see you-

lan zhan: humans can die from it