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just... a bunch of incorrect quotes... submissions are open! wei wuxian/lan wangji centric - please ask before reposting anything! -

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the holy trinity (lan sizhui, lan jingyi, jin ling): FIGHT US

wuxian: unfortunately, i have a rule against fighting tiny CHILDREN

lan zhan, already pulling out his guqin: i don't

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why do all those martial arts mlm stories always have a main character that's dirt poor but always have the genius of like albert einstein and the physical prowess bruce lee combined,,, wei wuxian?? genius. absolutely superb!! but broke. no money. wei wuqian. no money man-

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[wangxian kissing]

wuxian: you're my best friend

lan zhan:

lan zhan: i'm your what

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[wuxian and jiang cheng standing on a porch, staring out at the sky]

wuxian: the sky looks beautiful today.

jiang cheng: you know who else is beautiful?

wuxian and jiang cheng: our sister

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jiang cheng: i'm at a loss for words!

jin ling, narrating: and despite him being at a loss for words, he continued to yell at me for the next 45 minutes.

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wuxian: truth or dare

lan zhan: truth

wuxian: i dare you to come over and kiss me right now

lan zhan, already getting up: alright fine

lan xichen, jiang cheng, and jiang yanli: he didn't even say dare???

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just had a shocking revelation that wei wuxian is jus a rockin fratboy that wants to be gay n do crime while lan wangji is the preppy nerd that wont share answers for homework 😐

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lan xichen, entering with lan wangji: alright i've stalled him for as long as i could. so where is it. where's the big present

wei wuxian, with a ribbon tied on him: it's me

lan xichen: it's.. you? kind of low effort, don't you think? oh, you're already making out, i'm going to go,

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[modern au]

wei wuxian, gently tracing a finger down lan wangji's arm: you're so cringe

lan wangji:

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lan xichen: so what's the reason you guys became roaming cultivators

lan wangji: the desire to make things right

jiang cheng: my love of justice

wei wuxian: lan zhan looked at me that one time on the boat

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boy im churning content out LMAO

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wei wuxian: i have an excellent gaydar. if someone's gay i can always tell within-

lan xichen: lan wangji's been in love with you for ten years

wei wuxian: what

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wei wuxian: it's too dangerous to go alone, take this

lan wangji: .... you're just holding out your hand

wei wuxian: 🥺

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lan xichen: so you'll handle the threat?

lan wangji: yes, we'll handle it.

lan xichen: for how much?

wei wuxian: idk, like 50

lan xichen: 50 grand?

wei wuxian: [spits liquor]

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wei wuxian: why don't you stop talking and go to bed now? it's late

lan wangji, who just walked into the room: for once in your life stop facing your demons like this

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wei wuxian: you know, i don't usually say this-

jiang cheng and jin ling: then don't

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