HOORAY!

Just chilling by the train tracks, waiting for death ☆| pansexual theater nerd |☆

[wind-on-the-panes-deactivated20]

I love fanfic writers. Never change.

[charlesoberonn]

This is a similar yet also opposite vibe to the fanfic writer who apologized for being late because she was getting married.

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[rolodextra]

[drearyhours]

at least nobody here is horny for count olaf

[pissvortex]

[theproblematicblogger]

If you could grow an extra body part, what would it be and why?

Probably a heart because lots of people need heart transplants and not too many are available and I could give it to someone.

[spreadworldpeace]

fuck that id grow another arm so I can jerk off while playing Assassins Creed Brother Hood

[theproblematicblogger]

Is it too late to change my answer

[guerrillatech]

[esoomris]

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

[ophelia-freesia]

uhhh there is a pretty big difference between killing an innocent person and killing someone that ties people to train tracks 😭

[sexhaver]

wow, so when you're forced to choose between killing one of two groups of people, knowing more information about the people you'd be killing would influence your decision? someone should come up with a thought experiment that illustrates this concept in a straightforward, binary manner

[angelofdarknessmp3]

you people cant be crying about blonde blue eyed men.

[relelvance]

Naruto means everything to us

[angelofdarknessmp3]

ok sorry carry on

[booblessgoddess]

My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him

[law-of-abstraction]

Pencils produced in the 1990s with the anti-drug slogan “Too Cool to Do Drugs” were recalled because, when sharpened, they read “Do Drugs”.

[the-a-j-universe]

Literally the DARE era in a nutshell.

[depsidase]

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[birdluvr1993]

whip cream

[mono-red-menace]

this is, by far, the most impactful imageset on this website

[programmerhumour]

Best way to fix a bug

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toastbutteregg]

source: @nyathra // reddit

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tiny Houses are celebrated as affordable only because wages & inflation are so bad, we forgot actual houses used to be affordable

[dankmemeuniversity]