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they/them 28

[protobutch]

[petulantpony]

let’s all gain weight and get strong as fuck

[kinuko]

In the new katamari game you’re a streamer and here’s some of the stream comments

[hollanderthoughts]

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

[myrinthinks]

[datasoong47]

[cowthropologist]

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

[thebitchywitchyone]

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[valtsv]

i forgot the word for someone who demolishes buildings for a living and my brain wouldn't stop suggesting "homewrecker" to me which is. NOT what i meant

[valtsv]

*fucks your wife and then blows up your house* my work here is done

[noahwyles]

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

[dogpuppy]

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[softichill]

I loooove ominously giggling when I'm getting my friends into smth new. They ask me a spoilery question and I get to do this

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[sambuchito]

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb