🤘

my name is Matthew!

[namcoarcade]

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1842

Lois, the telephone switchboard operator of Woodland Valley, is hard of hearing.

Source:

Bear in the Big Blue House. Episode 211, "Oops, My Mistake." February 9, 1998.

[radiomaru]

Ramona, 2006

2006 was 6 years ago =(

#archives

[radiomaru]

2006 was 13 years ago =(

[radiomaru]

2006 was 20 years ago =(

[s4dpngs]

[albva]

.jpg stands for .jolly pig

[hotvampireadjacent]

[namcoarcade]

[thecryptkeeper]

happy pride month

[catcrumb]

[cognitohazardous]

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

[abalidoth]

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night

[veiledfigure]

hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?

[lucatielsgirlfriend-deactivated]

[homestuckresources]

happy birthday

[cute-animals-only]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[orteil42]

social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art

[bramblepatch]

The person who made cookie clicker thinks we should all have buttons that you click and the numbers go up? You don't say.

[imwiremother]

every emotional fandom post is written like this

oscar the grouch, who lived and loved in a trash can

oscar the grouch, who ate rotten bananas because he didn't have the self esteem to try for fresh ones

oscar the grouch, who pushed big bird away because his love burned as bright as the sun and oscar the grouch knew he was the moon