🤘

my name is Matthew!

[thecryptkeeper]

happy pride month

[catcrumb]

[cognitohazardous]

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

[abalidoth]

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night

[veiledfigure]

hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?

[lucatielsgirlfriend-deactivated]

[homestuckresources]

happy birthday

[cute-animals-only]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[orteil42]

social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art

[bramblepatch]

The person who made cookie clicker thinks we should all have buttons that you click and the numbers go up? You don't say.

[imwiremother]

every emotional fandom post is written like this

oscar the grouch, who lived and loved in a trash can

oscar the grouch, who ate rotten bananas because he didn't have the self esteem to try for fresh ones

oscar the grouch, who pushed big bird away because his love burned as bright as the sun and oscar the grouch knew he was the moon

[dogpuppy]

[octonauts-daily]

[aesthetic-otd]

Today's aesthetic is frutevil aero

[returnsandreturns]

i HAVE to stop looking at shelter cats until i'm moved but BUNNY

[returnsandreturns]

bunny is still there and apparently hasn't been adopted because she's very skittish and shy but so AM I

i assume they don't put cats on layaway but i might go this weekend to see if i can say hi, at least. and then bring her home on, like, june 5th when i'm all moved and settled if she's still there.

[returnsandreturns]

bunny 1.5 years and a few pounds later

[the-big-mood]

[rackmount-official-my-ass]

[certified-anti-microsoft-posts]

Don't trust shitty unbranded usb c cables and certainly don't trust shitty portable batteries.

get reputable ones with built in negotiation, you will blow up low power devices if you dont

[soymsan-entro]

So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.

[audhdspacewizard]

[sacred-portal]