[ryan screaming]

hi im aidan and im in love w/ ryan bergara follows back @yellowaidan

[ryanbergara2]

buzzfeedvideo You asked for more behind the scenes content with some of your BuzzFeed faves! Tag a friend who can’t get enough Unsolved! @mistyfruitcake @Ryanbergara @mayainthemoment @brendendahle @shanemadej 

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[daryshkart]

Once again i want to share my love for the “Low Lays The Devil” my favorite buzzfeed unsolved fic by lovely and incredibly talented @madejmn <3

[spaceashleybanks-deactivated202]

you know, i love the idea of the met gala in theory… but in practice its really the rihanna show and rightfully so cuz these other celebrities just disappoint, you telling me that you get a delicious, wild theme like CATHOLICISM and your first thought is a sparkly dress or a bland tux????!!?? Where is my 14th century pope??? Joan of Arcs??????Nuns???? Why don’t you look like you bout to take over renaissance italy with your banking empire?? You should look like u bout to poison somebody with a gem encrusted ring!!!! Like you about to split from the catholic church and start a war with spain!! this is the one event we plebs get to witness opulence at its grandest, i should feel like an enraged 18th century french peasant when i see your outfit, i should want to guillotine the entirety of hollywood but i aint seen nothin worthy of my guillotine tonight smh 

[novaya-model]

In approx. 6 months when all of Tumblr hates John Mulaney and wants to burn him at the stake for no apparent reason, I will remember the “John mulaney should be gay” posts as I sip my lemonade and watch the rabble dance on the ashes of yet another person they idolized into destruction

[novaya-model]

Actually, I’m gonna map this out for ya right now

John mulaney should be gay. Some fans quote the “God may ¾ of a gay man and then forgot to flip the last switch” joke from New In Town, I believe, but most people chuckle, nod along, and reblog

This will develop and evolve into “John mulaney is appropriating gay culture,” because this is Tumblr and Olympic leaps is what we do

That will quickly evolve into “John mulaney is queer baiting,” because, again, Tumblr

John mulaney will be the new Taylor swift, John green, whomever the hell else that Tumblr once loved and then decided to hate because ~50 million people can never agree on anything

In 2 years, the salt n’ pepper diner video will get passed around again, only people who innocently reblog a funny story from a comedian they don’t really know will get anons “warning” them about the awful, homophobic John mulaney

Most people will accept it outright, because we’re all a little weary of comedians, lbr, but some will question it. When the answer they get is “idk, but I think I remember people saying he was queer baiting because we thought he was gay but apparently he’s not and some people made joke posts about it that a lot of other people took too seriously,” they’ll respond with “are you serious?”

Yes, I am. Welcome to The Dark Ages™

[novaya-model]

I’m gonna schedule this post for 3 month intervals throughout the year.

Let’s see if Tumblr’s straight, white, golden child du jour survives 2018, shall we?

[novaya-model]

It’s happening

[novaya-model]

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyye

[kitausu]

I’m so mad at how accurately you predicted this. This website…

[novaya-model]

[dabneycoleperson]

wait………….

is THAT what “smash mouth” means?

[abloodymess]

oh. my. god.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

[seeyanever69lol]

This post has no reference or explanation and doesn’t need one at this time, but years from now we need people to remember when Smash Mouth murdered Khaled and solidified pussy eating culture

[ghost-toast]

The fact that John Mulaney doesn’t think that he would be the twink in that scenario is the funniest fucking joke in this entire performance

[boogara]

how could john mulaney get so accurate in describing himself as a guy who looks like he just sat in a room eating saltine crackers until one day he came out, but then gets it so wrong in thinking that he isnt a twink

[mulaney]

Roughly 1000 of you asked: Did you lie about your age when Princess Diana died?

[bakedsausagepizza]

exactly what someone who murdered princess diana would say

[boogara]

i hate ryan bergara bc he pronounces adíos as ay-dee-ose

[moderndayresurrectionist]

idk if there’s a video of this but he might be saying “ay dios”,  as in “oh god” 

that’s what it looks like to me at least 

[boogara]

this makes sense but im specifically talking about the time he was saying good bye to a place and said adíos

[boogara]

i hate ryan bergara bc he pronounces adíos as ay-dee-ose

[ghostsandweed-deactivated201809]

And people think he can speak Spanish just because he’s part Mexican

[greelin]

no offense but sweet dreams are literally made of this and.. who am i to disagree

[great-daze]

shane showing off his fluency in german (x)

“I really didn’t learn very much”

[boogara]

i hate ryan bergara bc he pronounces adíos as ay-dee-ose

[boogara]

[oyamaoddity]

you have no idea….. how hard i smiled when ryan, with a crooked grin on his face, said with a wavering voice, “we’re back, baby” in the midst of the spirit box’s screeching

[pastatheory-deactivated20190305]

Ryan “Swole” Bergara 

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

me: hmm i think i’m a pretty good artist

poste: lol here is my photorealistic painting i did for fun 1 billion notes

me: hmm well i think i’m still a pretty goid artist because i have a nice fun style and every artist has different pros and cons! ok that’s my post i love you all!