what if I told you...

it's that kind of beauty that flows with time

[im-yotsu]

Dos estrellitas

[im-yotsu]

Dos estrellitas

[knowyournewmeme]

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

[charliekirkassassinationkink]

[dormitionanddominion]

[djphil9999]

[lesbx]

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

[seasonofhorror]

SAW

2004, dir. James Wan

[tlirsgender]

Something really special about my friend Werner Herzog and the way that he speaks. Like. Listen. There's like, the exaggerated cartoon german accent you hear in movies & there's the way way subtler german accent people actually have in real life, right. And then there's a secret third thing (thick german accent in real life). I'm studying his germanisms in a jar lowkey. It's things you don't think about. The other day I heard him say "chicken" with like kind of swallowing the last syllable in the back of his throat and now it's a vocal stim. Chickng.

[gokusclit]

Bruh i have getting gangbanged by two butches + my domfemme gf in like 2 hours and im sitting here thinking of gt vegeta fucking beginning of z goku’s pussy

[gokusclit]

End of…og db goku even……getting fucked by…..yea i gotta go

[gokusclit]

No i like actually have to go to jail

[pharmacommissar]

you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter

what

[hustlerose]

jobs made obsolete by Ai in 2025

personal trainer

machinist

drywaller

sun wukong

picklesmith

[hustlerose]

after making this post, i spent the whole night riffing on the joke that "sun wukong the monkey king" was a blue collar, middle american trade, made sadly obsolete by AI. and that was funny but also kind of a letdown considering "picklesmith" is by far the funniest item here

[pocket-deer-belly]

i want yummy bugrer

[random-brushstrokes]

James Tissot - Swoon (ca. 1872)

[tall]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[swordmaid]

when the root of the tragedy was love.

[thephotoregistry]

Robert Kennedy in Stanton Street apartment once occupied by Senator Jacob Javits, May 8, 1967

Fred W. McDarrah

[80sanime]