hey nerds

30 year old worm residing in books. I am here to vibe and get away from doom scrolling. Just want to enjoy my fandoms in peace.

[tokutaiseichan]

Taiga: *breaks the camera*

Game Master: *hastily* New rule一no breaking properties at all time.

Taiga: This flower shit takes too long. Make it five seconds.

Game Master: ......................... Fine.

Taiga: There's not enough food!!!!

Game Master: ...... I'll replenish them semi-permanently. Feel free to use whatever you need.

Taiga: Pass. You guys go play with that Masked Pervert. I'm gonna take a nap.

Elias: Well, he's here and asking for zero feather is technically still participating in the game, so.

Game Master: ..........

Haku: By the way, what counts as being "looked at"? What if someone else is in her field of vision? If there's a risk of someone accidentally turning into stone, your rules don't really work, you know?

Elias: He has a point. Please be more specific with your explanations.

Game Master:

[themostlovelyandlonelyboy]

[hime-arts]

beautiful perfect guy who

smart princess eats rocks

[tokyo-debonk]

Was feelin a little silly goofy today ehehe

[ronanstkdbsideblog]

eventually i'm gonna run out of these. not today though

[ronanstkdbsideblog]

romeo taught him that

[wunyarose]

MC: so is the curse for contact with your DNA or just skin to skin?

Rui: It's a skin to skin effect, why?

MC: so you can still give facials, right? *smiles*

Rui: O.O *frantically unzips pants*

[natsukiishibashi]

todays cutouts

i think i did too many in a day my wrist hurts a teeny bit

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[c-bassmeow]

This is the funniest tweet of the entire year

[ruffboi-mags]

This little mantis didn't like me trying to take its picture XD

[ruffboi-mags]

I did also get some good pictures as shown here, but I cracked up when I realized it had gotten cranky and I'd gotten photo evidence XD

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[animentality]

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[depsidase]

[quasi-normalcy]

What's that Cory Doctorow quote about how AI can't do your job but it can make your boss think that it can do your job?

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.