Meh.

"Oh my god, you look just like Shakira! No no - you're Catherine Zeta!" "Actually, my name's Marina."

[thecollectibles]

Elf by lius lasahido

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[kosciuszkovevo-deactivated20200]

It’s back!

[booksandbookmarks]

A character study of Breanna Ashworth from Dishonored 2. Loved the result of this crosshatching experiment! Also, shoutout to the @dishonored art team for providing the reference found in their art book - check it out! . . . #artistsoninstagram #dishonored #ink #fanart

[booksandbookmarks]

The blue flamingo makes its second appearance... . . . . #painting #gouache #illustration #artistsoninstagram #art

[booksandbookmarks]

A quick painting of Captain Phasma - one of my favourite Force Awakens characters. This piece was done to celebrate the release of Delilah S. Dawson's novel. Check it out! . . . . . #captainphasma #starwars #painting #gouache #forceawakens #gwendolinechristie #thelastjedi #illustration #drawing #bookstagram #books #shelfie

[booksandbookmarks]

"Cloudy" . . . Super proud of this one! #gouache #illustration #sketchbook #painting #elephants

[booksandbookmarks]

A+ doge. #dogsofinstagram

[booksandbookmarks]

"Spectral" This piece isn't perfect, but at least it's finished at last. Reference used once again from Ken Browar's and Deborah Ory's "The Art of Movement." #illustration #gouache #watercolor #painting #sketchbook

[booksandbookmarks]

When you're a Support main, but all your healers and tanks swap off to DPS the one game you don't have to heal...

[natashamaximova]

The female cast of Captain America: Civil War

[booksandbookmarks]

Literally three

[booksandbookmarks]

Still relevant Marvel...

[booksandbookmarks]

Hacking the planet with Carolina Ravassa! 💜💜💜 #otafest #sombra #overwatch

[booksandbookmarks]

"All the gunfights and the limelights And the holy sick divine nights" #lorde #melodrama #watercolor #sketchbook #illustration

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

Daisy Ridley | Photographed by Mark Seliger

[meiamandrew]

The new republican healthcare bill

[booksandbookmarks]

"Full Stop" Besides that tragic paint splotch on the face, I'm mostly pleased at how this pieces turned out. I took inspiration from the book "The Art of Movement" photographed by Ken Browar and Deborah Ory. If you're looking to take inspiration from simple gesture poses, is highly recommend this! Anyways, hope you guys like this one and hopefully next time I can learn how to draw gusts of wind properly...😬 #gouache #sketchbook #illustration

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[nugret]

47 month old

[technicolortessi]

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

[anthony-carmelo-deactivated2017]

<b>47 month old<b/>

[validuskong-deactivated20170416]

47 month old.

[fishy]

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

[bbcwhereareyou]

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

[tsg2k15]

47 month old tho

[unfriendly-black-redhead]

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

[ladyfabulous]

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

[slytherenne]

[amusewithaview]

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

[aniseandspearmint]

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina. 

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

[starsfelllikerain]

LATRINA

[djlegz]

Pocket

[darkmoonstruck]

White people don’t get to say shit about anyone else’s names.

[elodieunderglass]

It’s always struck me as odd that Siobhan is respected as a charming piece of Irish heritage and people bother spelling it, but Shavonne is thought to be “urban”

[foblesbian-moved-deactivated201]

I once knew a person named Winter Wolf… I wish I was kidding.

[a-room-of-my-own]

We have the same trend of awful made up names in France and it’s hilarious.

[parksandcomplication]

47 month old

[spectrealenko]

UPDATE i went to her pregnancy blog and she actually named the kid Laikynn instead as if that’s like……better lmao

[indi-flying-with-dragons]

Yet we white people give POC shit about having “non-white” names???

Really?????????

We have no room to talk.

[necromancy-savant]

Okay also what is this about “graduating preschool”?????? Like was there a chance she was going to fail out? There aren’t even grades in preschool lol.

[ahkmenrah]

oh god i knew two kids who’s names were Tag and Leaf

[disgruntledgoop]

There’s a kid in my town named Laci Curtain. Her parents thought ‘okay, our surname is curtain… what shall we name our child?’ ‘Laci?’ ‘Laci, yes, excellent’

[minteacup]

My Aunty once taught a class where there were two siblings. One named Oranjalo (Oh-rawn-jah-low) and the other, Lamanjalo (Lah-mawn-jah-low). They. They were literally named Orange Jello and Lemon Jello.

[mxxn-kitten-deactivated20180722]

I’m so done with white people

[quietbella]

I once worked with a girl named “morning star” it fucked me up, and she was so unpleasant which didn’t help her case.

[booksandbookmarks]

"Ultraviolet" Really pleased with this! It feels like I'm finally starting to get a grasp on how gouache paint feels and operates. Also, I can definitely tell that my inking lines are a lot more strong and confident - brush pens are starting to become a favourite of mine! #illustration #sketchbook #gouache